. . . has an ice cream machine.
Edit: And I sooooo busted my butt in the "attorney/client" room. And I am soooooo talking to the Sheriff about those freakin' welded to the floor chairs they have in there (in addition to the phones that have a 12" cord coming from the wall.)

15 comments:
To Barry...
Did you ENJOY the ice cream FROM the machine?
*;)
Hey BG! When you choose to play in the "cow lot", your gonna get a little "crap" on ya! Quit buggin' the high sheriff, bring your own stool and cell phone, and as as that old REPUPUBLIC Claytie Williams said,"Just lay back and enjoy it!"
FROM THE SHERIFF:
Barry, thanks for the purchase of the ice cream. We appreiate the support with your $1.50 purchase. In the future, try not to purchase the ice cream that has alcohol in it, and you won't fall off the stool.
You busting your ass should and is on video, would you like a copy?
Well there you go Barry.... an ice cream to cool your busted butt
Oh, great!!! The next time I take my 3 kids to go see their Daddy's, I'll have to buy them all ice cream.
We would all like a copy! I bet that is some really funny stuff.
I suppose your ok. I see your bootie senser wasn't damaged, from your last post.
Isn't making prisoners obese and making them more of a health risk considered cruel and unusual punishment?
5:21 Don't mean to laugh but, that was funny.
Someone PLEASE help me with this one. Why does Wise County have a Ice Cream Machine in the Jail lobby? I see little kids crying & begging poor Mom for Ice Cream whle they wait to see Daddy. How very sad :( What a bad Idea. Maybe we can come up with a better Idea than this.
6:51 if you'll read above the picture the title is 'jail lobby'. Inmates do not have access to the jail lobby.
To: From THE SHERIFF,
My sister got to bring her cell phone into the jail while getting her ass busted! Humm...I'm thinking she even got her OWN pillow and Matt! She just didn't get to eat the DONUTS THAT ROOK RAMSEY USED TO SERVE while shopping at Diamonds CUS SHE GOT OUT SO SOON!
"You busting your ass should and is on video, would you like a copy?"
I would like to see a copy OF THE VIDEO of my sister calling my mom and then texting me on her phone whilst IN YOUR/HER JAIL CELL AND IN THE CUSTODY OF YOUR FINEST KEYSTONE COPS!
SALUTE'
My! Times HAVE CHANGED!
DECATUR'S FINEST AT WORK!
1:32 a. m. - don't blame Decatur. It's the nuts in Texas politics that insisted on perks for the jerks (the ice cream machine excluded).......
I want my taxes raised so the inmates can have a lap pool.
Bust your ass or have a chair crack your skull??? Duh? Why are the chairs bolted to the floor?
12:09
"6:51 if you'll read above the picture the title is 'jail lobby'. Inmates do not have access to the jail lobby."
I wouldn't bet the ranch on that assumption.....
the cool escape!!!
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