I'll be in Fort Worth this early-afternoon so everybody don't get pissy if Comments don't appear promptly. (Sheesh, I hate this process.)
But I did see a funny sight on Monday at one of these driver's license hearings that I am going to. The whole process, which isn't fair, is to have an Administrative Law Judge determine whether someone's license should be suspended after a DWI arrest. (Trust me, it's like watching paint dry.) Nevermind that this hearing occurs BEFORE the criminal case ever gets filed in Decatur, but I digress.
Anyway, on Monday there was a guy down there who had been arrested and was now representing himself. I understand why he was doing it, but that place is a field of land mines if you don't know what your doing. Anyway, there he was waiting for his case to be called before the judge. I noticed that he seemed neatly dressed until I looked more closely at his button down shirt: On the front left were the words "Jack Daniels." I am not making this up.
Sir!
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1.24.2007
I'm Leaving A Note
I'll be in Fort Worth this early-afternoon so everybody don't get pissy if Comments don't appear promptly. (Sheesh, I hate this process.)
But I did see a funny sight on Monday at one of these driver's license hearings that I am going to. The whole process, which isn't fair, is to have an Administrative Law Judge determine whether someone's license should be suspended after a DWI arrest. (Trust me, it's like watching paint dry.) Nevermind that this hearing occurs BEFORE the criminal case ever gets filed in Decatur, but I digress.
Anyway, on Monday there was a guy down there who had been arrested and was now representing himself. I understand why he was doing it, but that place is a field of land mines if you don't know what your doing. Anyway, there he was waiting for his case to be called before the judge. I noticed that he seemed neatly dressed until I looked more closely at his button down shirt: On the front left were the words "Jack Daniels." I am not making this up.
Sir!
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And he wonders why he can't get ahead in life!
Don't be so quick to judge - maybe his name really is Jack Daniels.
I bet he was still drunk .
that's got to leave a good impression on the judge. i think the fellow you're talking about is from boyd/newark.
Those landmines are fabricated such that a low-life lawyer is assured his cut of this guy's money as he begins his downward spiral in life.
Is pissy one of the seven "George Carlin" words that we can't use?
MOron
Let that be a lesson Barry. You should think about carrying extra clothes with you so you can dress your clients in appropriate attire before court. ;)
You wouldn't believe how many guys show up at my work to apply for a job and reek of alcohol or marijuana. Needless to say, I show them where the exit is. Goof Balls.
you might be a redneck...
Barry, I realize it's useless to correct the mass of your Wise Co. bloggers, but when are you going to learn the proper use of "your" and "you're"?
headline reminds me of the "Always Leave a Note" episode of Arrested Development.
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