1.25.2007

After Day Two Of The "Moderated" Comments

- I feel like I'm on crack - checking way tooooo often to see if a new Comment needs to be approved. (And I gave up crack as part of my New Year's resolution. It's been hard.) - I hate the word "approved." The word "moderated" is better. I pushed the "publish" button today for an extremely racist comment - not because I agreed with it but because I wanted everyone else to see it. - The "offensive" comments have, in essence, disappeared. The Band Of Monkeys don't even try to submit a comment for approval . . . er . . . moderation. - I've only had to review one "Shut up, MzChief" comment. I gave it the go-ahead only because she would want me to - Ed Winfrey called me when I dropped his name on a post. He told me I'd be receiving a call from Al Sharpton on his behalf. - C4u, Mary Mack, Kingfish have made a strong comeback since they know they won't get defamed while I'm out at Cassidy's on Wednesday night. - Which reminds me, where is Reagan RIP? It's safe now. (For those that don't remember, someone stole his identity on here and he got royally P.O.'d - I don't blame him). - Which reminds me again, BigCatDaddy? You there. -

24 comments:

Josephine said...

Who is/are the "Band of Monkeys"?

Anonymous said...

Please point out the rascist comment. I can't find it. I love humor.

Anonymous said...

Band of Monkeys = Immature/ignorant students and/or adults, who haven't got a clue as to the value of clever humour--as the English would say--"crass and boring".

Pseudonym said...

I feel so liberated I may come out of the closet and drop the Pseudonym identity. This is not really Darth Vadar. I'm actually an ice hockey goalie from Canada playing for the Peoria Rivermen in the American Hockey League. We are playing in Houston on March 10 and would love to see you all come out.

Anonymous said...

I just saw where the FBI has announced a surge or escalation of agents to New Orleans because of the violence there. I say we cut and run so that we don't breed more gangsters like we are breeding more terrorists in Iraq. We need to start talking or negotiating with these militant misunderstood utes and show them that we mean them no harm.

Anonymous said...

I win!!!!!!!!!!

bigcatdaddy said...

Barry.....you bellowed?

Anonymous said...

Me too 11:03 Point it out Barry.

goober said...

It has to be the 11:19, that's as close to race as any comment here.

mzchief said...

To josephine...
"Band of Monkeys"
is Barry's LOVING term for the ill-mannered, mean spirited, intolerant, hate filled, small minded, foul mouthed, gits with internet access, who from time to time are UNWILLING to eliminate VULGAR content from their comments. They are ALSO known as "Feces Flinging Chimps".

I certainly HOPE that HELPED answer YOUR question.

*;)

Strunk and White said...

Hey Pseudo, do you have a Darth Vader goalie mask? And can I start saying "I'm going to make like Pseudonym and get the puck out of here?"

Anonymous said...

Shut up SquareHead!! I refuse to be censored!! I Fling thee with my pile of Feces and pry to the GODS that Rex Richie has to give you a full cavity search!!!

Strunk and White said...

It appears the insults went Shakespearean at 8:59. But then this blog is "a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

mzchief said...

To anonyNOTHING 8:59...
Of course YOU will NOT be censored. I made a PUBLIC request to Barry to PERMIT your pathetic ramblings.

I TRULY am curious to see how LONG you will CONTINUE to make a FOOL of YOURSELF.

HATE harms the person who harbours it in THEIR heart.

Anonymous said...

I would rather have a root canal than watch a amatuer hockey game in Houston.

TXsharon said...

I don't think I've seen any posts about inexpensive feminine products since moderation started. However, I am not harmed by those sophomoric comments.

Kingfish said...

I sort of miss the monkeys. This new moderation is like commentary dental dam but fresh like a summers eve. (trying to work in a cheap feminine product reference for you Sharon.)

TXsharon said...

Thanks Kingfish. Busted for laughing out loud.

Anonymous said...

Inexpensive feminine products have recently made my life a little more easy! The better half sent me to town to buy... well the one thing that guys do not want to get caught buying, so I, being the high roller big spender type, sprung for the store brand!!! The bottom line is she will not be sending me on that adventure again anytime soon!!! I know I should have got the Tampax because I hear they are not no.1 but they are right up there!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm in fear of the barry wields.
I think I heard "I Vill Schtomp You Vitz My Hot Geschtapo Boots And You Vill Luv It" coming from the Smith-Green offices.

Anonymous said...

LOL
I knew you were going to get a tired head from all this.

You love it, and you know it.
Your on top now. You are the MAN.

Anonymous said...

Funny Comments and Witty Remarks make this Blog Fun. Others thought provoking views that make you see things in another light is what excites me the most.

Those who drink from the "Hater-Aide" brand of Kool-Aide and post personal attacks on others because of there views makes me wonder ...

What do these people look like and what kind of miserable life they must lead.

Are these Band of Monkeys the ones whom you hear about that have been molested? Are they the ones who grew up in a camping trailer in Newark? Do they drive rock trucks in the day and beat their wife and kids at night?

What does make these Monkeys Tick?

Cheers to those who profess that the personal attacks do not bother them ... Maybe I just hate Bullies.

TXsharon said...

9:02 Anon: Bullies are motivated by fear so, when you think about it, that's pretty sad.

Anonymous said...

eh.. thank you for this text )