1.23.2007

Subway's Jared Is Money

Somebody took these screenshots of him and his date at a Pacer's game last night. They are low quality. She is high quality. (Source.)

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Next time wear your girdle on the inside of your clothes.

Anonymous said...

I have to give the credit to Zeus for helping him shed those pounds. Without Zeus he might never have tapped that beautiful thing Athena sent his way.

Anonymous said...

He needs a lip reduction, and he still looks like a fat f#@k.

Anonymous said...

I hope she is sincere and isn't after him for his lean body.

Anonymous said...

He is looking oh so chubby!

Anonymous said...

Seeing her with him only reinforces my belief women are money grubbing insincere lying back stabbing scum sucking pigs...on a good day.

Anonymous said...

i bet he paid for her to be there.

comment4U said...

Or, at least "the girls"....lol

Anonymous said...

why is his head so much larger than hers???

Anonymous said...

Didn't he do a commercial w/his wife a couple of years ago? What ever happened to her??

Kingfish said...

Step One. Walk to Subway...CHECK

Step Two. Eat Sammich.....CHECK

Step Three. annoy America for a decade....CHECK

Anonymous said...

Step 4, Go to doctor cause it hurts when I pee and it's oozing all over my robe.

Anonymous said...

Photo is "fixed"....can't ya tell?

Anonymous said...

Fixed? Really? Oh thank you master photo inspector. We couldn't make it through the day without you pointing that out for us.