I am a CIA agent. I can have CIA satellites scan your body for disease or defect. If a problem is found, I will have some secret CIA agents administer secret medicines to you while you sleep.
Of course, I'll have to charge you for it.
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Amazing the group that was duped had that much money to give. Normally, people that stupid don't find their way into decent or above middlin' jobs. And it is just plain stupid. Forget the lack of basic understandings of space, satellites, disease and secret midnight visits...if family, friends and neighbors, would they not know her well enough to realize she was not a CIA agent? Did her family and neighbors really think she went out to get some groceries at Piggly Wiggly one day, and came back that afternoon as a CIA agent in charge of earth orbit satellites and CIA drug minions? Telling these gullibles that you are doing advance planning for the arrival of a donkey she-beast from the disrespected planet Pluto is about as plausible a story. Incredible there are people out there would probably deed over their house to make way for the Pluto she-beast. As for a defense, is it really fraud if your story is so impossible, so bizarre and such that no reasonable person could ever believe it?
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Amazing the group that was duped had that much money to give. Normally, people that stupid don't find their way into decent or above middlin' jobs. And it is just plain stupid. Forget the lack of basic understandings of space, satellites, disease and secret midnight visits...if family, friends and neighbors, would they not know her well enough to realize she was not a CIA agent? Did her family and neighbors really think she went out to get some groceries at Piggly Wiggly one day, and came back that afternoon as a CIA agent in charge of earth orbit satellites and CIA drug minions? Telling these gullibles that you are doing advance planning for the arrival of a donkey she-beast from the disrespected planet Pluto is about as plausible a story. Incredible there are people out there would probably deed over their house to make way for the Pluto she-beast. As for a defense, is it really fraud if your story is so impossible, so bizarre and such that no reasonable person could ever believe it?
Could the CIA use their satellites to find my lost wallet that had $400.00 in it for Benny Hinns new jet?
Anon 11:11, We found your wallet but there was not any money in it. Now all I need is just 1200 more so I can go to the afro bowl.
"You're getting sleepy, verrrrry sleepy." That's what pops into my head everytime I scan past this post...lol
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