1.22.2007

My Dream

As Jerry Jones looks for a new coach for the Cowboys, some think that the most recent coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers, Bill Cowher, would be a perfect fit. Two problems: (1) He wants to take a year off to watch his daughters play college basketball, and (2) he is still the property of the Steelers for one more year which means that Jones would have to give the Steelers some draft picks to get him. Here's my dream scenario: Jones is willing to wait one year for Cowher but since there is no way you can hire a coach for one year in the interim, Jones names himself coach for 2007. I would absolutely love to see that experiment. And, with a talented team and good offensive and defensive coordinators, it might actually work. Cowboy's Winningest Coaches: 1. Barry Switzer, 45-26 2. Tom Landry, 270-178-6 3. Jimmy Johnson, 51-37 4. Chan Gailey, 18-16 5. Bill Parcells, 34-32 6. Dave Campo, 15-33

16 comments:

comment4U said...

You've lost your mind....and you're just hoping for more blog material (because there'd surely BE some) with that scenario. ;)

Anonymous said...

and pigs will fly out of his ass...

Putridity said...

You are on crack.

Anonymous said...

And just how would they attract good offensive and defensive coordinators with Jerry as head coach?

BagOfNothing.com said...

there's actually an nfl rule stating that owners can no longer coach their team, however, i can't find it on thw web but have read it in an article

Anonymous said...

I just wish to thank Allah for keeping the servers running that host this blog.

Anonymous said...

Jones is already coaching from the comfort of his suite! Whats the difference he would just be on the sidelines now...My opinion he needs to keep his nose out of the coaching and let the real coach do his job

Anonymous said...

Cowher would never come in and take over the disaster the Jerry would casue, nor would any coordinator. If that happened I just picture the Monty Python song playing on the sidelines all game long.

Anonymous said...

I say let Barry coach 'em. He comes from those veritable football powerhouses of North Texas and Baylor. And he apparently thinks he knows more than Parcels.

Anonymous said...

out
of
your
mind

Mary Mack said...

Kidd Kraddick stole your idea. I am listening to him at this very moment and that is exactly what he is talking about.

I always thought you two were long, lost brothers.

Anonymous said...

The Cowboys will never be the same until JJ leaves!

Anonymous said...

Time to move to a different state and have a new favorite team...Innianapolis is sure doing good, I may move up there...

Anonymous said...

Bring back Switzer. Switzer was the best coach the Cowboys ever had. Problem was, no one gave him a chance because he came from the much hated University of Oklahoma. GASP!!!

Anonymous said...

i hate j jones! i hate j jones! i hate j jones!! i hate j jones !1 i hate j jones!! i hate j jones! i hate j jones!!

Anonymous said...

Switzer coached the cowboys like he did the sooners players on the honor system. Yes, your honor, No, your honor.