As I'm back from Fort Worth (and having Decatur PD officer Delvon Campbell ruin my day by showing up at the hearing), I just had a strange conversation. A person whose identity I promised not to reveal, claimed that the new Decatur high school term for female . . . uh . . . breasts is "
gabs." (As far as the multitude of questions that just formed over your head, don't ask). I questioned whether that was truly new slang since I had never heard of it. I am, after all, the King of Pop Culture.
So I told him/her that I'd throw it out to the masses for confirmation or repudiation.
7 comments:
Adult males shouldn't gab about underage gabs...
Gabs? Like, they speak to you? I guess most guys such as you, Mr. Barry would agree with that terminology. After all, how many times has a big booby spoke to you?
Speaking of cops, I saw the funniest thing this morning on the way to work. A Boyd cop had someone pulled over. The cop had his butt in the air, facing traffic, digging through this person's car. On top of the car was placed a full, unopened bottle of beer and, a beer mug. I guess this cop wanted everyone to know that he made a big bust by putting the evidence on top of the car.
At the time, I soooo wished I had an automatic "slapper" on the side of my truck. That backside looked too easy.
I smell a "SNICKERS BAR"... It's got to be in this car... mmmmm.... I smell it!!! Let me have it.... I will just put your junk on the top of the car until I can find that SNICKERS BAR!!!!!
GABs - Gorgeous Adorable Boobs
- Gigantic Adorable Boobs
Not only did the Decatur cop ruin your day, so did the Rhome cop by snapping your picture on the speed camera as you raced to the hearing!
I completely agree with c4u.
Remember when a woman's calves were called GAMS?
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