1.22.2007

While Stuck In Traffic Today

Hey, I believe this guy. But I'm always a little uncomfortable when I see "Christian Smack Talk".

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Barry, being the small-framed guy you appear to be, not to mention your liberal mindset, I think if you dared to open your mouth to express any intellectually-based opinion or statement to this type person, I'll bet they would stomp your ass first, shoot you second, then run over you again and again with their big wed twuck. Beware.

Anonymous said...

Beware of the BAR-MEISTER he is represented by the firm of Smith and Wesson!

Anonymous said...

Are you sure...I thought the Bar-Meisters firm was Smith & Green but I could be wong.

Anonymous said...

Barry if you took that pic from your phone, I'm impressed of the zoom ability it has.

Anonymous said...

These stickers are fine in our "freedom of religion" nation...as long as it's the "right" religion. If it said "Hindu...not ashamed that my grandmother came back as a temple rat", I think you'd be unappreciated in our parts.

Anonymous said...

Was his wife wearing a burka?

Anonymous said...

Be very afraid of where you are going when you die b.

Anonymous said...

It should read "I believe in fairy tales" or "I give lip service to Jesus, Wal*Mart is my real God."

Anonymous said...

Most of us go to the undertaker when we die.

Cool Hand Luke said...

It may be that the bumper sticker is a threat to the Plastic Jesus:
Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car....
Goin on 90 I ain't scaried cause I got the Virgin Mary,
Assurin Me that I won't go to hell!

Anonymous said...

Christian. Not ashamed to live my life according to Bible passages I pick and choose.

Anonymous said...

Religion is overrated.

Anonymous said...

The humor, satire and pure comedy on this blog is priceless.

Anonymous said...

Why after Jesus' death over 2000 years ago is he still mocked??

Must be something there that strikes fear in the hearts of men.

Kingfish said...

I saw this one on a rickshaw in India.

BUDDHA
I am not ashamed of Siddhārtha Gautama.

Anonymous said...

Dude i'm a liberal too but there is a thing called "freedom of religion" and "freedom of expression".

Plus what I never have seen to understand is how my fellow liberal think Jesus was a bad guy? He fed the poor, healed the sick, defended a woman that was about to be stoned by saying "let he who without sin cast the first stone". He was a really good guy. I admit there are ALOT of bad preachers and so-called "Christians" that you just want to strangle but Jesus was nothing like them.

Richard C. said...

When I say ... "I am a Christian"

I am not shouting "I am saved;"
I am whispering "I get lost"
"That is why I choose this way."

When I say ... "I am a Christian"

I do not speak of this with pride.
I am confessing that I stumble
and need someone to be my guide.

When I say ... "I am a Christian"

I am not trying to be strong.
I am professing that I am weak
and pray for strength to carry on.

When I say ... "I am a Christian"

I am not bragging of success.
I am admitting I have failed
and cannot ever pay the debt.

When I say ... "I am a Christian"

I am not claiming to be perfect.
My flaws are too visible
but God believes I am worth it.

When I say ... "I am a Christian"

I still feel the sting of pain.
I have my share of heartaches
which is why I seek His name.

When I say ... "I am a Christian"

I do not wish to judge.
I have no authority
I only know I am loved.

Anonymous said...

Now I lay me down to sleep..I pray the Lord...That MzCreep goes AWAY!!!!

mzchief said...

It is NOT Jesus or Mohammad who frighten me it is their FANATICAL FOLLOWERS who rattle me to the essence of my being.

Anonymous said...

thats smack talk? sounds like hes not ashamed of Christ.

Anonymous said...

Hey Mzcreep!!You Got a Big ForeHead!!!

Anonymous said...

Seems to me the Christians are not the ones so often on the attack and in your face as the anti-Christians.

Gleemonex said...

Oh, yeah, because Christians are so persecuted these days -- especially in Wise County! They're a downtrodden minority, ridiculed and reviled, forced to meet and practice their religion in secret, scared and ashamed to proclaim their faith -- and clearly they have no place in mainstream society at all! It's horrible, really just shameful, the way they're treated. Proclaiming your Christianity in Wise County is a breathtakingly brave thing to do -- and I, for one, salute this man's courage. Bravo, brother. Bra. Vo.

Kingfish said...

POTD.

fingers snapping!