Apparently this chick won the title on Saturday night but, I was thinking, isn't the title of Miss Universe just a bit cocky? I mean, I'm pretty sure there are a couple of girls in Cottondale that live in the backwoods which are unknown to civilization. For all we know, one of them may be hotter than this girl. And if we can't rule out other gals from the good ol' USA that haven't been discovered yet, how can we rule out hot alien life forms?
Or, as Kip Dynamite would say, "Like anyone could possibly know that."