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8.24.2009

Miss Universe 2009

Apparently this chick won the title on Saturday night but, I was thinking, isn't the title of Miss Universe just a bit cocky? I mean, I'm pretty sure there are a couple of girls in Cottondale that live in the backwoods which are unknown to civilization. For all we know, one of them may be hotter than this girl. And if we can't rule out other gals from the good ol' USA that haven't been discovered yet, how can we rule out hot alien life forms? Or, as Kip Dynamite would say, "Like anyone could possibly know that."

11 comments:

inktheglobe said...

nice heavy metal quote barry.

Anonymous said...

Uh, I've been to Cottondale. Trust me, she ain't there

Anonymous said...

She looks pretty flawless. If I had her, I wouldn't waste a lot of time looking for something better.

Anonymous said...

Cottondale makes me think of volunteer firemen and meth cooks. Not exactly a hot bed of beauty queens. Repo-ed trailer houses yes. Hot Biatches, uh, no.

Anonymous said...

Think you can pull anything better than that out of Uranus?

Anonymous said...

I'm just THRILLED Miss USA Didn't Make it to the Top 5!!!! Hahaha... In Your Face!!!....

Anonymous said...

Kip sings to LaFonda,"I loveee technologyyyyy, but not as mush as you, you see, I love technology forever and ever...." Just thought I would throw a little Kip Dynamite Quote in there for all the hotties in Cottondale. Gosh!!

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers in the spaceship!

Anonymous said...

No kidding. Always a farce...it's only girls who seem to need these pageants for their self esteem....in other words, only girls who "nominate themselves" participate in these things....worthless. But it's not nearly as bad as those little toddler pageants, where the big fat cow moms live through their little kids. I watch those shows, I admit, but only because I'm searching for the holy grail...I want to see just ONE of those "poopy diaper" pageant moms that is a hottie. Just one non-cow mom is all I'm looking for. Then I'll eat all my negative comments.

Anonymous said...

I absolutely loved every minute of Napoleon Dynomite!! I love when Kip says, "Napoleon, don't be jealous of me because I've been at home all day chating with gorgeous babes online. Besides, we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter!"

Anonymous said...

I would lick her toes