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8.26.2009

This Guy Is Unflappable

He can handle moose ears, the tongue next to he ear, the glasses, the half hug, anything! Once I go big time, he may be the first reporter I hire for Liberally Lean (and that language he's speaking will come in handy with my Wise County Hispanic friends -- if that's Spanish he's speaking*.) But can you imagine Fox 4's Lari Barager putting up with that? No way. She'd have one of those guys in a headlock in a New York Minute. ___________________ * Edit: What I meant to say is that he would come in handy with my Wise County Czechoslovakian friends. I regret this slight typographical error.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Czech should come in handy...it's so close to Spanish.

Anonymous said...

That's not Spanish. Barry, you should know what Spanish sounds like.

Anonymous said...

Well, it's not Spanish, you ignorant wretch. Since Vaclav Havel's name was plastered on the wall behind the anchor, I'll just guess and say it was Czech. (But I'm sure a certain smartypants can buzz in and give the dialect, region, and the reporter's mother's maiden name)
And that clip proves that it's not just Americans who are man-in-the-street idiots. Jackassery is a universal language

Anonymous said...

I bet a Banjo played right behind his head would make him blink.

Anonymous said...

One minor detail. There is no country called Czechoslovakia.

You might have some Czech friends (I doubt it) or you might have some Slovenian friends (but not too many), but chances are those folks are mostly just Slavs

Anonymous said...

It is now known as the Czech Republic and I'm proud to be Czech, I'm a work neighbor of yours, I will treat you to a cold "pivo" anytime.

Anonymous said...

Ahh, 1:53, I think you mean that Barry might have some Czech friends or some Slovakian friends ... Slovenia is yet a different slavic republic. Like, farther south.

Anonymous said...

The anchorwoman is equally unflappable. I don't speak the language, but it would appear she doesn't even acknowledge the hecklers. And I love the cigarette she sports at the end. We are so uptight here in the States.

That guy running for political office and getting booed in the clip a couple of weeks back could learn a thing or two from this Czech.

Anonymous said...

2:33

Yea could be that. Making an informed comment would require clicking another button or two and not be very Wise County-like behavior

Welkomme to Amerrikka

Anonymous said...

All I heard was taco and Taco Bell.

Anonymous said...

unflappable- ha, now all I can think of is: flappable.

A "cold pivo" sounds like a great sex position care to expand on that?

Anonymous said...

someone needs to do one of them there 'hitler' movie dillys . it could be about teddy kennedy dying or sompin.

Anonymous said...

I spilled some Czech Cereal on the counter the other day and my ole Lady called me a Slav.

Anonymous said...

Jak Se Mas & Naz Dravi.

Czech is nowhere close to Spanish.

Pivo means beer in Czech and you can find plenty of it in West (the town) on Labor Day weekend along with tons of kolaches at Westfest.

The 2006 National Polka Festival Queen.

Anonymous said...

That's not a cig, I don't think. I think it's a pen.

Anonymous said...

you post the nigger comments, but when i call you what you are, you edit it out. you piece of s.

Anonymous said...

Ha. I also thought that was a cig at first but might be a pen. Why do people get so uptight and ugly with the comments on here? Seems alot of it has to do with being anonymous. Sad