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8.27.2009

Huh?

NBC Philadelphia- Shame can be a powerful punishment. Just ask the guy who had to stand on the corner in Tysons Corner, Va., Wednesday morning.You know, the guy wearing the sign that said, “I CHEATED. THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT.”He told a passerby that he cheated on his wife and she found evidence on his cell phone. So the wife doled out a rather creative punishment: He had to stand at the intersection during morning rush, wearing the handmade sign. People reported seeing him as early as 9 a.m., and his presence was discussed on several of Washington D.C.’s morning radio shows. A little before 11 a.m., his wife texted him to let him know he’d been out there long enough. He removed the sign and skedaddled. What is this world coming to? If I ever get caught cheating on Mrs. Green #9, I'm certainly not putting on a sign and standing out in front of Walmart in Decatur because my child bride demands it as punishment. No sir. I've got way too much scene control for that. Now she might burn my house down, throw my iPhone into Lake Bridgeport, and be awarded sole custody of my 2005 GM Family Truckster, but I'm keeping my manhood.

22 comments:

mzchief said...

The only problem with that sign is that it implies that wearing the sign is his only "punishment."

House of R&R posted the photo and video over 4 hours ago.

mitzi.reaves said...

As a woman I am not sure that I would want to advertise to the world that my husband cheated. Some things are better dealt with in privacy with support from family and friends.

Anonymous said...

Folks, it's probably just a contrived bit to get attention...maybe these idiots will be the next Jon and Kate and make millions for no reason other than "we the people" seem to be unable to ignore it.

Anonymous said...

I think its rather ingenious. And if she was really clever, she'd be packing up the house, talking to a lawyer, and making all the necessary arrangements to leave his ass anyway while she sent him on that little 'errand', lol. What an idiot! But you gotta admit, sometimes stupid people make this world a little more interesting ; ).

RPM said...

I saw that guy on Ch. 11 last night. They said he had to stand there all week.

House of R and R said...

Mizi, my hubby gave me that same ole boring line this morning. Since he’s a fuddy dudd, I sure wouldn’t mind seeing someone I know be forced to do that. HAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

In the meantime, the FDIC is running out of money. Sad to think about how many people don't know the importance of that and its impact on their own well being, but will spend time at the water cooler discussing Jon and Kate...or this guy.

Anonymous said...

so he humiliated himself like that not because he's gettin' rid of the mistress... but to ensure his wife will continue havin' sex with him too..

Not so Wise in the County said...

I guess it all depends on the quality of #9 and the quality of #9.5, if .5 was an act of stupidity and 9.0 was way above your pay grade, I bet you would put that sign on with a mankini and shave your head if she told you to.

Looking at this guy I am betting that he married above his pay grade.

Anonymous said...

Go to youtube and watch "the turtle man". The guy has to be from bridgeport.

Anonymous said...

barron, ur manhood went out the window with that picture you posted of urself at the bport swimmin pool. in those shortshorts with that pose.

Anonymous said...

I'm with you Barry. My wife has "thought" she has caught me cheating several times............... And the time she caught me in bed with her sister?..... I just kept telling her that her "eyes were lying to her"....

Anonymous said...

If #9 is indeed a child bride I bet she'll be the one having to wear the sign.

Anonymous said...

I bet the guy gets more stray poon because he's out there with that sign. Little miss pushy wife moght have miscalculated on this one.

Anonymous said...

I might have misspelled moght

Anonymous said...

I'd make sure he was wearing the same amount of clothing he cheated in. lol

Anonymous said...

i havent done anything so wrong and the wife still won't give me any

Anonymous said...

Could be worse, he could be wearing a sign that says "I Hate Niggers" in Harlem, like on Die Hard 2. Now that is a rough sign to carry in that part of the world!

Anonymous said...

Trust me, if or when she got divorce lawyers involved you will do whatever the hell she says or you will give lawyers even more trumped up reasons to stripp you naked.

Anonymous said...

She will get even by screwing his buddies.He will have to know or at least think it for it to be fun.You know the three best ways for good sex?Making up, breaking up or getting even.

Anonymous said...

There's not a snowball's chance in hell that i would ever wear that sign! Maybe he cheated, because she's the type of person that would make him do that. Poor guy! He should have just left her ass!

Anonymous said...

Now this is going to sound strange, but i actually live in northern virginia (what im doing reading a blog based out of wise county, texas, i have no idea). I guess i am sort of a ghost reader, but when i saw this post i had to say something. Northern virginia traffic is so bad it is second only to LA and this man didnt make things any better by standing out in a very busy (read: congested) intersection. All the morning radio stations were vying for phone interviews with the guy but last i heard he wasnt willing to speak with anyone.

My point is of all the ridiculousness that goes on in the DC metropolitan area, the fact that this gets national attention blows my mind.