
- I promised I'd give up golf, but I've played four times in the last couple of months. It's kinda like crack
- I played today with my good friend Joseph at Robson Ranch just south of Denton.
- Robson Ranch is a retirement community that has spent a fortune on advertising over the last five years
- The advertising has worked: there are a ton of homes in the community
- Noticing how they all pretty much look alike - in a boring sort of way - I finally found one for sale along the golf course. For 1,500 square feet, it'll cost you $230,000.
- I'm stunned at the prices of homes at Robson Ranch
- I found a 2,300 square foot home for $320,000
- There doesn't appear that there is a much to do at Robson Ranch.
- For every five golf shots I shank, one sweet one will keep me coming back again.
- Golf is a four hour game.
- If you show up an hour early to get organized and hit the driving range, golf is a five hour game.
- If you hang out with your buddies after golfing, golf is a six hour game.
- We were involved in a six hour game, and I think my friend's wife is very angry with him.
- If you factor in driving to and from the golf course, golf becomes a seven hour game.
- People cuss a lot on the golf course
6 comments:
I think I'm in love. Just thinking of Barry golfing will be good dreamin' material tonight!!!!!
I tried to golf a few times... there are a lot of little pink golf balls with my name on them either lost in the rough or in the ponds of the local gold courses!
The ducks were laughing at me when I decided that maybe golf just wasn't for me!
Hasn't Joseph's wife been mad at him for years anyway?
I love to golf ALMOST as much as I enjoy snow skiing and would never consider giving up either activity unless forced to do so at gunpoint.
And you say soccer is boring?
Which one is you Barry?
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