7.07.2006

Eleven Secrets Men Don't Tell Their Wives

Secret #1: Yes, we fall in lust 10 times a day -- but it doesn't mean we want to leave you Secret #2: We actually do play golf to get away from you Secret #3: We're unnerved by the notion of commitment, even after we've made one to you Secret #4: Earning money makes us feel important Secret #5: Though we often protest, we actually enjoy fixing things around the house Secret #6: We like it when you mother us, but we're terrified that you'll become your mother Secret #7: Every year we love you more Secret #8: We don't really understand what you're talking about Secret #9: We are terrified when you drive Secret #10: We'll always wish we were 25 again Secret #11: Give us an inch and we'll give you a lifetime Source with a short explanation of each is here.