2.01.2008

I'll Take "Slang For Tank Top T-Shirt" For $500

Producer to Announcer: "Get back out there and take that back. Now."

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

After checking with the moral police(Al Sharpton), I offer my sincerest apology. Now to highlights of nappy headed ho handball.

Silicone Alley said...

Are you seriuos, he cant even say wife-beater without someone getting offended!

BG, are you bored there sure seem to be alot of video post today.

Jarhead said...

I'm offended because I am, in fact, a wife-beater and I wouldn't be caught dead in a shirt like that.

Ike Turner said...

Are we now worried that rednecks everywhere might be offended?

Jarjarbinkshead said...

Oh,as if, Jarhead something tells me you havn't so much as layed hands on a woman!

Anonymous said...

I knew what it would be before I even came in to these responses, and I didn't even have to watch the video. Yay me!

So now that we know you beat your wife, along with speeding, jarhead, tell us what you do with that pencil. You know, the Pencil of Honor you were rewarded with during your pseudo-Marine tour.

Anonymous said...

I feel bad for the guy. EVERYONE uses that word

Anonymous said...

political correctness will be the death of this country

Jarhead said...

I just like to stroke my "pencil" gently in between wife beatings and flying past fools on the highway.

Back and forth... back and forth.

The slow methodical motion of my pencil stroking lulls people into a false sense of security, and that's when I strike.

I can actually cut out a human heart with my dull pencil and hold it before your eyes as you slowly lose consciousness. As you slip into the afterlife, the last thing you hear is my laughing at you and the your last thought is the realization that you never should have belittled my Congressional Medal of Pencil Pushing from the USPMC.

bwwwaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

Ummm, I think since the tank top was a pimp-purple, wouldn't that make it a Ho-beater?

*rimshot*

Anonymous said...

Dammit. I missed that Frilly's meeting last night. What happened, jarhead?

mzchief said...

Geeezzzzeeee!
Even I call that style of undershirt a "wife beater." I have always considered a "tank-top" a style of outerwear rather than underwear.

Political Correctness is a BEATING.

Anonymous said...

Having to apologize for that shows the poor state of this country. The audience can decide the appropriate choice of his words with the remote control.

Crud Bonemeal said...

Just another example of the self-vicimization of America. I've heard that term alot of times. Does anyone think the guy was advocating wife beating? Of course not, we all know the reference. Pathetic!

Anonymous said...

News flash-------------

I have never heard the term, have never owned or watched TV, and couldn't give a flying rat's ass whether he said it, meant it apologized, or died and fell off the face of the earth.........


However, my garden looks great, my body is fit , and the entire country slowly flushing itself down the toilet preoccupied with the garbage TV has to offer is only mildly amusing, but still a little sad.