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1.30.2008

Texas Trifecta

Ok, enough fire talk. Here's the story on these three.

My internal criminal justice system is getting overloaded on this one.

Ok, the guy in the middle has got to go to jail. I really didn't even read the facts on his case but he's a male charged with a sex crime so obviously we need to lock him up, brand him a sex offender, and possibly parole him to Boonesville for the rest of his life.

The first girl definitely gets probation. Those pouty lips almost bring a tear to my eyes. And she kind of looks like the freaky little sister from Six Feet Under so we can't send her to jail.

The last one is a tough case. She looks a little rough but who among us has looked good in our book-in photo after being arrested for a crime that put into jeopardy our status with the Wise County Singles Club? But I think a few weeks at Curves and at Richard's Salon here in Decatur would probably whip her into shape. After several minutes of deliberations (and re-reading I Corinthians 13), probation it is.

Next case.

19 comments:

Jarhead said...

I agree. I'll take what's behind Door #3

Nothing a tan, a putty knife and some spackle couldn't fix.

Anonymous said...

They are all probably democrats AND used to drive rock trucks.

Anonymous said...

Tracking by Associated Press says there have been 2,500 incidents of this kind punished in the last 5 years. Is it something in the water or what?

http://www.abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/wireStory?id=3755182

Anonymous said...

C'mon 4:53, who are you kidding.

All rock truck drivers are Republicans.

Except, of course, for the ones who are illegal aliens.

Anonymous said...

The first female kind of reminds me of an overweight Sissie Spacek, back in her Carrie days.

Anonymous said...

Whenever teachers are treated as professionals rather than glorified volunteers, then the talent/decency pool might yield better candidates. But until that happens, with exception to some dedicated, decent teachers, you get what you pay for.

House of R & R said...

BG, your a certified nut. :)

Anonymous said...

Yeah, the guy supposedly "touches" some little girl but the ladies are caught with boy parts in their mouths. Send him to the pokey and probate or promote the women. Seems about typical. When are women going to demand "equal" treatment in these cases?

goober said...

Hey Lawyer, where in the world do you come up with all this stuff, and all three being from the same school dist.?

Anonymous said...

2500 incidents out of 3000000 teachers. Unless my math is wrong- and I'm not being a smart alec it may be, is equal to .08% And that is not even every year that's over a 5 year period. Those boys really did win the lottery.

Anonymous said...

Yea agreeing with ya 5:13. They drive like they are "above the law" and do as they please. Get in their way, and just like Republicans, they just "run over you." Was listening in to a CB conversation between 2 rockies and they were discussing what they wanted to be changed in the Constitution. Conservative Republicans always are wanting to whiteout parts, and add their own parts, to the Constitution.

Anonymous said...

We could always place GPS tracking for life as they do in Raleigh, NC. Seems our elected officals can place these on our citizens but can't keep up with illegal aliens from the borders.

It's 'Good Times', right, Mr Green?

Chris
MN

Gorilla said...

Damn, Barry - if you think #3 could be whipped into shape, you must be in one hell of a dry spell.

Anonymous said...

Number 3 looks to me like she could be related to Tonya Harding. I kept looking and thinking that she reminded me of someone. Anybody else think so?

Anonymous said...

We just need God to get with the program. I know we don't like to question God's divine plan, but God's idea that 12 or 13 years old is OK for reproduction is just dumb. Life spans are not 30 or 40 years anymore except in a few spots on earth. God needs to make the adjustment to our DNA, and wake up to modern society.

Anonymous said...

For God to get with the program is beyond anyone's power. If God wants to get with it, it will be His decision alone. I am not for sure, but I do not think we can "make Him" get with it.

gern blansten said...

No. 3 is 42? She don't look no 42. She's hot, in sort of a trashy way...

Anonymous said...

Good or bad right or wrong those boys will look back on their experiences with fond memories for the rest of their lives,girls who've been through the same thing I doubt will feel the same way. I didn't make this rule, just commenting on a natural fact.

Anonymous said...

I bet you'd be surprised how well #1 cleans up.