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1.27.2008

Passed What?

Ok, I still haven't recovered from this. Today I'm channel surfing and came across this infomercial. Ya know, I love the infomercial. They are hokey, ridiculous, and can darn near get me to buy whatever their selling if I didn't have a tremendous sense of will power. But this was Infomercial Gold. I actually screamed "What????!!!!" out loud in the middle of the afternoon. Trust me on this. Watch it all. You have NO IDEA what is living in your colon. No idea! I'm scared to go to sleep now. That little monster is gonna break out of my body and strangle me. (And the fake expressions of shock on the "interviewers" may be Oscar-Worthy.)

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why haven't I seen this before on the porn movie? Have they all been taking this herbal pill. I wonder...

Anonymous said...

Upon further thought, that thing is like your child! Name the sucker!!

rex the wonder dog said...

So disgusting! I couldn't get past the first third of this one. I'm sure he wasn't making a scientific statement, but rather a political analogy about the destructive existence of liberals in our society and where they live.

Anonymous said...

good god, bubear, where do you come up with this crap?!

Anonymous said...

Oh, Barry, don't worry so much. Just do one of those colon cleanses and get rid of the little beast - also forget dieting - you may lose twenty pounds.

Sounds disgusting doesn't it?

mzchief said...

Soooooo....exactly how many cartons of that stuff DID you order?
*;)

You are MISTAKEN about "the the fake expressions of shock on the 'interviewers'." No matter how many times I heard about foot long WORMS coming out of someones bum would I be able to suppress the SHOCK and desire to HURL.

Anonymous said...

gives a whole new understanding to the term "illegal alien" doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

Obviously, these folks have not been consuming their daily dietary fiber requirements!

The guy still looks wormy too. I think one took over his body.

Anonymous said...

Hey Barry, I bet nobody in your audience has a problem with 6 ft worms except for maybe, Mzchief?

Anonymous said...

Let me give you my public health nurse take on this guy-he's full of doo doo. Drink your 6-8 glasses of water a day,eat lots of fruits and vegetables and oatmeal,you'll be good to go. Hey,I made a punny on the last one!

Anonymous said...

So that is where Presidential candidates come from. Who is that he is holding up?

Anonymous said...

Ok I actually watched this several months ago, bought the minimum order, and no it does not work no difference. They actually refunded my shipping only as I sent the rest back. Don't buy into it!!!

Anonymous said...

Folks, there are some 3,000 species - yes, species, living in your digestive tract. These critters do all sorts of strange things but you could not live without them! Now, this guy’s "worms" may be extreme and unusual. But can you imagine how busy God was inventing those 3,000 different species to allow you to digest food without the aid of this goof ball?

Jarhead said...

I don't know... that woman's look of disgust was pretty real...

And I threw up a little in my mouth when he showed the picture of that black thing he crapped out. If I saw that in my toilet, I would pass the hell out right there.

Silicone Alley said...

I got a minute into it and had to stop. GROSS!!! Thanks for ruining my lunch!

Anonymous said...

Did he say how he got "that big black thing" in there? I think it started with some toe tapping in the mens room. Maybe that was a different story. If I shot something like that out of my a**, I would say it was something I ate!

goober said...

BUGS SMUGS! Just do what your grandparents did back when people were not so clean and everyone was suseptible to interstinal parasites: eat a good dose of turnip or mustard greens once a day for three days running; when your undrewear quit turning green, you know you are "clean" inside and out and ready for the winter. Or just take a good dose of caster oil, same effect. Forget this bonzo and his "herb" treatments.

Anonymous said...

The thing that got me was the cockroach in there! {{{retch!!}}