1.28.2008

On Some Channel . . .


. . . probably as popular as the Colon Cleansing Channel (see video below), this gal (name not important) was crowned Miss America this weekend. First of all, she's from Michigan and there's no way the hottest girl in the U.S. is from Michigan. Secondly, we need some larger jpg files of her if she really wants to make it to the big time.

And I found it interesting that she's suffered from eating disorders in the past (let that be a lesson to you kids: Anorexia = Miss America.) But, upon being crowned, she was presented with a tray of chocolates. Was this some type of cruel joke from Miss Wyoming or something?

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, that was laugh out loud funny!
I love your sense of humor Barry!

Anonymous said...

Anorexia = Miss America! LOL Barry, we probably don't even want to know how true that is!!

atvtrlrdr said...

Some nasty rapp song said:

"I fu***d this b*t*h from Michegan,
I can't wait till I f**k that b*t*h again"

I'm sure he's just saying....

Anonymous said...

It's cool that her grandmother was also Miss Michigan in 1940.Wonder if she's still hot?

Anonymous said...

How far has this title fallen? When I was a kid, the Miss America pagent was prime time and the next day everyone in the country knew the name and home state of the winner. Wonder if movies like Little Miss Sunshine have had anything to do with the fall from grace? One can only hope, because I sure enjoyed the movie far more than any of the pagents.

By the way, if sports has to appear before congress and clean-up their act for enhancing performance, why don't these plastic bimbos have to have an asterik by their names?

Anonymous said...

I would lick her toes!

Anonymous said...

Miss USA is the BEAUTY contest and therefore owner of the "hottest" chick title. Miss America is the more well-rounded, intelligent, talented female (although they still have to be somewhat hot). That being said, this Michigan chick is pretty hot for a Miss America.

Get your pagent's straight Barry. You sure you're from Texas?

Anonymous said...

Hottest in the pageant, maybe, but not in America. Nice drumsticks, though.

Anonymous said...

Did you notice all the runner ups were brunette, but Miss America was blonde? Watched alittle of the pagent, was better then in previous years and the reality show before was hiliarious. Most of them are bubble headed.