The Campaign For DA

1.28.2008

On Some Channel . . .


. . . probably as popular as the Colon Cleansing Channel (see video below), this gal (name not important) was crowned Miss America this weekend. First of all, she's from Michigan and there's no way the hottest girl in the U.S. is from Michigan. Secondly, we need some larger jpg files of her if she really wants to make it to the big time.

And I found it interesting that she's suffered from eating disorders in the past (let that be a lesson to you kids: Anorexia = Miss America.) But, upon being crowned, she was presented with a tray of chocolates. Was this some type of cruel joke from Miss Wyoming or something?