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2.01.2008

I'm Sooooo Ordering This

When I was a kid, my neighbors had this weight loss contraption where you strapped this big belt around your waist while standing up and then the machine would shake your hips violently back and forth. I had no idea how that was supposed to make you lose weight, and I always felt like I needed to go to church after using it -- which is kind of the way I feel after watching this commercial. And do you think it would unnerve my upcoming client if I were to sit across the desk from him sitting on one of these?

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

These things are cool. Trump was using one last night on the Apprentice. I think that is why the Supranos guy quit. It made him very uncomfortable.

Dingleberry said...

I need a toilet seat that makes that motion....for those days that I don't get my recommended daily allowance of fiber!

Anonymous said...

I have some ideas for attachments. Any patent attorneys out there???

Double Fake Jenna Jamison

Anonymous said...

I would like to apologize to the State of Hawaii and to all Hula dancers everywhere for this -- device.

Anonymous said...

Unbelievable, this will/has made someone a bazillionaire,I weep for the species.

bigfan said...

i don't want to ride it, i just want to watch this video, all day long!!!

P. Lain Tiff said...

Barry, Mahalo, for bringing this horrible instrument of destruction to our attention. My firm represents many former victims of the Hawaii Chair in a class-action lawsuit against the developers and distributers of this instrument of pain. The Hawaii chair has been proven to cause spinal injury, damage to the hip flexor and projectile diarrhea.

If you, your friends, or relatives have been harmed by use of the Hawaii Chair, please contact my firm and join our lawsuit.

*Not Board Certified in Personal Injury Law

bigfan said...

12:06
What's you firm's name? Dewey, Cheatem & Howe?

BULLDOG said...

Damn, I misunderstood it's use. I have it in the bedroom. Works DAMN good in there!

Annie Jokely said...

I'm fairly sure I can get some cash after I throw my back out with that thing. Order me one, Barry!! You can take the cost out of your cut of the settlement.

Unacknowledged Genius said...

those must be some phenomenal actors to be able to keep a straight face while filming.

saw_em_off_ags said...

i would puke everywhere

Anonymous said...

I’m so dizzy my head is spinning,
like a whirlpool it never ends,
and it’s Hawaii Chair making it spin,
you’re making me dizzy!

Double Fake Tommy Roe

Anonymous said...

I thought they were already selling that chair under the name of the LIBERATOR !

Anonymous said...

I have found that the spin cycle on the washer works just as well and it's free.

Anonymous said...

We are DOOMED,DOOMED,I tells ya.

Anonymous said...

I cant wait to buy one of those at a yard sale in a couple of months for a 1$!!!!!
We are doomed however. I watched that video and kept waiting for everybody to start cracking up or Will Farrell to come out and take over the pitch. What have we become?

Anonymous said...

Was 419.00 now 293.00 according to their website-a bargain at twice the price.

Anonymous said...

My Grandmother had...has one of those things it was soooo cool to play with when we were younger....not sure it it worked though

Anonymous said...

I love how all of the examples are sat at a computer. You can't tell me you'd be able to type sitting on that thing. And to have a drink in your hand? Forget it.