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1.14.2007

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

James Rose of Fox 4 News just reported that he had talked to the Wise County Sheriff and "he's got inmates standing by like a chain gang with chainsaws ready to cut open ways and make roads accessible." That's a funny visual.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a cute sheriff. Although on tonight's news, it looks like he could use a facial. Maybe it's just the weather.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he could give YOU a facial.

Anonymous said...

I'll let him give me one

Anonymous said...

You must be from Bridgeport.

Anonymous said...

I also thought that was funny - nothing like handing criminals chain saws and letting them drive around town!

Anonymous said...

Some people in jailhouse are not all bad. Maybe one of them is in there because he can't make two million dollars bail that results when a neighbor mistakes popups caused by an online dating service virus for kiddie pics. Per the Missouri case, you're better off actually kidnapping kids as far as bail goes; it's much less.

Anonymous said...

Re: 11:18 pm
What's that all about? Are you writing from jail?

Anonymous said...

I laughed my ass off. The Sheriff will use inmates to clear roads and help, and Rose called it a "chain gang" Walker is nuts and will get beat in the next election......

Anonymous said...

yes, he should stay off of the tv, he is killing any chance of getting re-elected.

Anonymous said...

I voted for him last time, but not the next time around. It took him a week to find a dead body!

comment4U said...

I love the Chain-Gang reference...your sheriff does pull some truly interesting things! And hey, you're all lucky...he's not bad on the eyes either...;)