1.15.2007

A Very Brady Christmas

This story in the Messenger, of two sisters that both gave birth on December 22nd, slipped by me. (Until a faithful reader emailed me a couple of funny comments about it.) - The mothers are Shelly Brady, 23, and Stephanie Brady, 21, - One child was named "Heavenly Faith" while the other was named "Journie Ryver" - The fathers are Heath Sager and Eric Curtis who "were both excited to be fathers again." - And this sentence confused me a little: "Stephanie has another daughter, Ashtyn Sager, 1, as well as two stepdaughters, 11-year-old Shelby Edwards and 6-year-old Cheyenne Sager. Shelly is also the stepmother of 7-year-old Chance Kelley and 5-year-old Mason Kelley."

9 comments:

doodad said...

i can surely see how the white race is superior. they should be so proud . truly, they are the chosen race.

elvis said...

ok here it is:
shelly's 7 yrold stepson is cousin to steph's daughter shelbywho is cousin toheavenly faith who is cousin to journie ryver whose aunt has another nstepson , mason who father ,heath is evidently not married to ashtyn's aunt, who's younger sis's stepdaughter shelby, has a younger sibling name cheyenne whose gender is not known for sure, but i bet cheyenne is a girl.

Anonymous said...

And they all ride around in big ole trucks with big old tars.

Anonymous said...

Are they from Newark?

Anonymous said...

You can fit a lot of kids in a triple-wide!!!

Anonymous said...

21 and six kids, in a round about way? I can sense some government assistance in the future.

Gleemonex said...

Birth. Con. Trol.

Look into it, bitches.

slick said...

So many last names, so little time!!!

Anonymous said...

Don't make fun, you morons! In one way or another everyone in Wise County is kin! You need to be nice and go meet your new cousin/aunt/sisters! Oh,by the way, birth control does no good in the hands of female, school drop-out hoes!