1.19.2007
Forbes List of 20 Richest American Women In Entertainment (Who Aren't Pretty Much Retired)
1. Oprah Winfrey (sheer television anthrax)
2. J.K. Rowling (makes me sleepy to think about her life)
3. Martha Stewart (beats me down, but not as much lately)
4. Madonna (she scares me)
5. Celine Dion (That Las Vegas gig was a good idea)
6. Mariah Carey (Hot)
7. Janet Jackson (Still hot)
8. Julia Roberts (Overrated)
9. Jennifer Lopez (Triple Bootylicious)
10. Jennifer Aniston (Getting better with age)
11. The Olsen Twins (Luckiest girls in the history of ever)
12. Britney Spears (Train wreck. I love train wrecks)
13. Judge Judy (Sign the apocalypse is upon us)
14. Sandra Bullock (fading fast)
15. Cameron Diaz (ditto)
16. Gisele Bundchen (I'll admit I don't know who this is. Edit: I'm an idiot))
17. Ellen DeGeneres (Ever seen that silly dancing stuff at the start of her show?)
18. Nicole Kidman (Disinterested)
19. Christina Aguilera (I think I'm responsible for her Wise County fame)
20. Renee Zellweger (I like this girl in the oddest of ways)
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11 comments:
What....no Barbara Walters??? or Barbra Streisand??? or Meryl Streep???
I find it hard to believe that Judge Judy is richer than ALL of the ones listed behind her.
Are you disinterested in Nicole, is she disinterested in you, or are you both disinterested with the world?
Have to wonder if you (Barry) EVER do any work! You certainly have a great deal of "blow off" time, as your blog indicates. Wouldn't want you as my rep!
Anyone of these women could be the anti-christ, except for Ellen or Judge Judy.
Twatfest 2007
Oprah is entertaining?
1:41PM - don't you recollect all the posts on this blog about the legal community being able to be bought off? JJ is just another shining example.
2:22 Barry has been in law for many years and, seems happy for the most part.
There are big chief's out there who have little indians to take care of the work. A signature is all that is required.
I am in 100% agreement with everyone of your assessments.
I thought J.K. Rowling was from England.
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