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8.08.2006

"Hey, sweetie, ya wanna be my co-counsel?"

Story. My favorite paragraph: [The lawyer] also identified a woman who accompanied him to court as his ex-girlfriend, and called her Christine. Questioned by the judge, the woman identified herself as Josephine and said she just met [the lawyer] about 20 minutes earlier at a nearby bar and grill.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm sure this is an isolated case.

Lawyers usually like the heavier drugs.

Collectionsite said...

What Happens in Vegas ... Stays in Vegas ...

Well it does for me ;)

Anonymous said...

finger nail clippers stay in Vegas

Anonymous said...

......so should drunk lawyers who pick up women 20 minutes prior to being in a Courtroom!

Anonymous said...

I'll guarantee the son-of-a-bitch will never feel any consequences of his idiotic actions. We all know that lawyers aren't held to any standard -- certainly not to the standard that we are held to. No other attorney would confront him and the bar association is run by guess who.....attorneys -- there is easier money to steal from Joe Q. Public.