8.11.2006

I Don't Know

71 comments:

Anonymous said...

Party night at El Ranchito. Uno mas cervesa por favor senorita !

Anonymous said...

I know that's nasty.

mzchief said...

YIKES!
She left the house without her bra and shirt but did manage to put on her necklace with a cross. So I guess everything is just fine!

Anonymous said...

Honey, put your straps back on your shoulders. The twins are falling out.

Anonymous said...

Amazing only 13 people in Wise County signed up to be a big brother or sister. Heck, there are 17 convicted child molesters in Decatur alone, probably another 30 or so elsewhere in the county. So in Wise County, for every person willing to mentor a child there are 4 willing to molest a child. Nice. Speaks highly.

mzchief said...

TO anonyNOTHING 3:56...
I think the number of convicted child molesters and the number of those who want to be a Big Brother/Sister is an indication of just how many people in Wise County like kids. Seemingly, SOME like children more than others.

AHEM!
Back to the topic at hand. HOW does someone who is barely 20 get stretch marks on their breasts?

Anonymous said...

mzchief...you are disgusting how dare u make fun of child abuse. I was molested as a child and I resent you flippant comment. Stop trying to make yourself popular on this blog and try to start being a little more sensitive. I can take a joke as well as anyone, but certain subjects are definitly NOT FUNNY

Anonymous said...

Mizchief..she obviously had a rapid growth spurt. You really are an idiot!

Anonymous said...

Hey 4:24 she is only pointing out the problem in wise county. If you look at how many have been deferred in wise county alone, you would be sick. Get your feelings off your shirt sleeve !

Anonymous said...

walk a mile in my shoes before you tell me to "stop wearing my feelings on my sleeve".

Anonymous said...

Her boobs sagging and all stretched out have more to do with her being fat and having rapid weight gain then rapid growth spurt. Your the idiot and probably a fat idiot with stretched out boobs.

Anonymous said...

I think this heat is making people a tad bit gritchy.Hissssssss

Anonymous said...

I'd hit it twice!

browneyes1428 said...

This is for anon 4:24....

Don't let these guys and girls get to you. They are just showing how smart they really are.
It would be different for them if something had happened to one of their children or themselves.
Hang in there honey. I am real sorry you had to go through what you did.

Anonymous said...

I am shocked that Barry is even looking at real boobies.

I can jump through hoops and get a name here I am so special wowwie wow wow!!! said...

Who is the foppish man with the wig on in mzchief's avatar? Revolting.

Anonymous said...

5:53.. Thank you so much. I normally don't let it bother me to much, but my daughter is now the same age I was when I was molested and it has really been preying on my mind alot lately. Thank you again, your kind words have meant alot. You've done your good deed for the day, now you don't have to be nice to anyone else! Just kidding, got's to go, I am on my way out the door to do a rain dance. Wish me luck.

Anonymous said...

A new pair of hoop earrings...........$40

4 margaritas on a friday night..........$36

A drunk fat girl preparing to flop her double D titties ................ priceless

Anonymous said...

Dude, Those things must really flop to and fro during the tube steak boogie. I'd tap it once if I had my rascal wrapped.

Anonymous said...

8:00 & 8:30- I have no doubt you have some "spirits" in hand. Funny stuff, though.

MZCHIEF- I have no doubt you have never done an athletic activity in your life, and I'm sure you also have NO BOOBS. However, if you were well endowed and athletic, you would know that if proper restraining devices are not used by well endowed women during athletics, stretch marks can occur. I have known many girls with large chests who have stretch marks at an early age.

That being said, MZCHIEF, instead of constantly talking down to everyone on this blog, how 'bout you take your ass to the beauty salon and get them to update your 1980's hairstyle?

Anonymous said...

so MZCHIEF, why is everyone picking on you? Just because you asked about stretch marks? Whassup with that?

mzchief said...

TO anonyNOTHING 10:21...

From what I am to gather the petty jealous kids do not like me because I have waist length NATURALLY curly hair and REFUSE to use a Chi ceramic flat iron to damage and straighten my hair. There is of course the chance they resent me because they realize they will NEVER be me and have the opportunity of stepping out their backdoor EVERYday (except Mondays due to the club being closed) to golf and during Winter get to spend at least 45 days a year in Colorado snow skiing while living in a duplex on "Four O’clock" run in Breckenridge. I may be completely mistaken and they just cannot stand the fact I am trim, healthy and without stretch marks and get to live MY life while it SUCKS to be them. There is NO telling what makes their type tick. However, I do GREATLY enjoy toying with such a lot.

Incidentally anonyNOTHING 10:00... "Well endowed" women do not call their athletic foundation/sports foundation/sports bra, "proper restraining devices." I can only hope and pray you are a MORONIC man and NOT a STUPID woman.

Anonymous said...

mzchief... wow...you sound like a great date. Once.
You have issues! Get over yourself! We are!

Anonymous said...

mzchief, SHALLOW!

TXsharon said...

Mzchief: I knew none of those things you listed about yourself so those are not the reasons I dislike you.

and your point is? said...

Anon 10:00........Thank you.

Anonymous said...

MZCHIEF, SWALLOW!

Anonymous said...

mzchief, I didn't know you were 65 and retired. And, at your age, I do hope you wear that waist long hair in a bun.

Marie Antoinette said...

Let them eat cake!

hotdog in a hallway said...

I think the sadder thing is even with all this make believe money and class, mzchief doesn't know how to operate her camera. Vaseline smeared over the lens and "at arm's length" is reminiscent of myspace, not the 18-hole set.

By the way, golf courses are revolting. What a waste of space and resources (read: water).

Anonymous said...

mzchief is smart,and really knows how to highlight words to get her point across.

But I'd like to see her lips highlighted in her little photo.

What's up with that?

Anonymous said...

MZCHIEF is NOT a retired 65 year old - you can obviously tell from the picture. She is beautiful.

However she is flatbacking a retired 65 year old so she can spend her time skiing and golfing.

A life of pleasure for only fifteen minutes on her back. Three times a week on Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

mzerablecunt said...

omg i am so beautiful and have online tourettes and i have to make up for my husband never touching me

Anonymous said...

8:58, I'm always amazed at how desperate one must be to declare someone beautiful from a postage stamp-sized picture which doesn't even show the whole face. You know she has a Jay Leno lurking down there.

And you also know that there are cobwebs lower down, those dragging lips haven't seen a Johnson since Grant was president. She doesn't do any work, she has the poolboy hide in the closet until the lights are out and then substitutes his mangina, and the old geezer has no idea.

Anonymous said...

Mzchief....NOBODY wants to be you. Many people consider playing golf all day nothing more than a BIG waste of time. People like you give me the creeps. I would NEVER want to live in RAB because of people like you.

Anonymous said...

Jealousy rears it's ugly head(s). You mzchief haters are a sad lot.

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Anonymous said...

if i was jealous i'd just go down to the beauty parlor and get a bad weave and look just like her

Anonymous said...

What is it with everyone attacking mzchief every time she posts? Are you people that insecure?

fluff said...

anon at 3:20 you just WISH you looked like her.

Anonymous said...

4:40, we're not insecure. She is just that big of a moron.

Anonymous said...

anon at 5:37. insecure insecure insecure no self confidence.....

Anonymous said...

mzchief,
too much information. Are you soliciting?

LoveLit said...

mzchief, I'm usually eye to eye with ya on a lot of issues, but I think some reputation restoration may be in order here.

Anonymous said...

mzchief,
you'll need to vanish and re-appear as anon, or go play with your friend Paris; Sorry, we don't like you anymore.

Anonymous said...

Mzchief ~
I do not care what they say ~ I would love to have your life. There is nothing wrong with having the finer things in life.

You must realize that 90% of the people in Wise County are poor working middle class. I can not understand why they vote Republican? Is it that they think "Hey I'm a Republican that makes ME rich" they are the party with the wealth?

If you want to live like a Republican then vote Democrat.

mzchief said...

WOW!
Where to start with those who have just gone the route of feces flinging chimps?

First of all, you people who went off on me for being me have more issues than National Geographic and need to consider WHY you feel the need to engage in such hostile acts of “projection and/or transference.” Those are psychological terms that more than likely one of your ilk will eagerly look up and post the definition.

Let us start with my original post regarding the scantily clad fat chick in the photo. My first post is innocuous and just states MY opinion of the picture. My second post was in response to someone’s post that was TOTALLY off topic and my asking a reasonable question about the picture of the fat chick with a poor sense of fashion.

Out of kindness I ignored the personal attack made by AnonyNOTHING 4:24 who clearly did not spend enough time in a shrink’s office dealing with having been molested which is the only logical explanation as to why she chose to take offense to my having made the observation that since there seemingly are more people in Wise County who are convicted child molesters than people who signed up to be a Big Brother/Sister we now have an idea of how people in Wise County feel about kids. Believe it or not through NO fault of MINE there are MILLIONS of people on Earth who do NOT like children, more than likely a portion of those people HAVE children. One more thing to indicate anonyNOTHING 4:24 is not quite with it; she warned me against “trying to make yourself popular on this blog.” ANYONE with as much as a modicum of intelligence knows that being “popular on this blog” is NOT a goal in a MY life.

AnonyNOTHING 4:33 calls me an “idiot” because I did NOT assume the fat chick wearing tacky clothing had undergone a “rapid growth spurt.” Incidentally, HOW could anonyNOTHING 4:33 or I POSSIBLY know that about the fat chick in the picture?

At 6:21 “i can jump through hoops and get a name here i” makes a rude comment about my hair and picture.

At 6:28 AnonyNOTHING 4:24 validates my decision of having not snapped at her for having chosen to take offense when a NORMAL person would have realized I was making a comment regarding people in Wise County NOT willing to help kids. To answer the question of “What have YOU done to help kids?”…I volunteer HUNDREDS of hours each year teaching English as a second language to dozens of children of parents as well as some of their parents who do not speak English. You would be AMAZED to know that in Wise County a number of children who do not speak English are put in remedial classes just because they do not understand the language in which a class is being taught.

Then there is anonyNOTHING 10:00 who MUST have been Dionne Warwick’s PERVERTED best employee from the Psychic Network who feels justified in making FALSE assumptions about my athletic activity and the size of my breasts while admitting to have seen the breasts of "…many girls with large chests who have stretch marks at an early age." Oh right, then there is anonyNOTHING’s advice as to how I should wear my hair. It sounds like anonyNOTHING 10:00 is a justifiably unemployed psychic and fortunately under worked hairdresser who cannot spot naturally curly hair when they see it and is NOT a very “WISEGUY.”

At 11:32, I answered to the best of my understanding the question asked by anonyNOTHING 10:21. Without a doubt the people who love to hate did not like MY explanation of my hair or some of the athletic activities I do for fun. I can only imagine how enraged they would have been if I had mentioned that I typically enjoy swimming 2 miles each morning before 6: a.m. and riding a stationary bike for 20 miles everyday. NONE of the HATERS ever bothered to consider the fact that someone who spent nearly a decade at university taking at least 12 hours a semester of classes while working a minimum of 40 hours a week at EVERY craptastic job you can imagine and currently works at least 60 hours a week has EARNED and DESERVES the wonderful things in MY life. Rather than believe that an INTELLIGENT, ATTRACTIVE WOMAN could achieve these things through hard work and dedication, a good number of the HATERS could only explain it away as my having gotten what I have through selling out to some old man. WHAT does that say about what the HATERS think of women and what they would do to get ahead in life? Oh yeah, just to further piss off you HATERS; I have such a FANTASTIC career that I can actually work from a remote location/home/holiday/hotel and STILL be WELL compensated for doing what I enjoy.

Then you have txsharon who as always had to add her two cents. The one person who more than most should know what it is to have people hammering on her because they love to hate could not refrain from getting muddy.

Let us not forget the lot of YOU who do not have a regular blogger name or display photo yet feel compelled to chastise me for NOT displaying a COMPLETE photo of MY face. It is clear that there are sick, pathetic freaks in the world and on this blog which justifies any INTELLEGENT person’s decision to NOT post a full faced photo.

As for the “MAN” who posted as “mzerablecunt”. I am not surprised you are aligned with the HATERS you fit in so well and they clearly do not mind you being on their team because not even one of them OBJECTED to your vulgar blogger name. ANY man who uses the word “cunt” for ANY purpose has several serious issues and more than likely has them with women. I do have to give you credit for a hysterically funny picture. Your hair is in excellent health. Keep away from anonyNOTHING 10:00 because there is no doubt they will want you to change your hairstyle. Due to the fact that I have a M.S. in psychology and long hair that is in PERFECT condition I am qualified to make these observations about YOU based upon the things posted by YOU.

The thing all of you HATERS should know is that NOTHING you have posted has made a difference in MY life or damaged who I am. HOWEVER, you people have NOT been made better for the things you have posted. As a matter of fact, you HATERS will be forever doomed to be YOU unless you STOP hating and decide what it is YOU want and work to obtain YOUR goals. If you do NOT want it to ALWAYS suck to be YOU it is a good idea for YOU to STOP doing what makes it SUCK to be YOU!

The insane, hateful things the HATERS have posted say NOTHING about ME but speak VOLUMES about THEM. I told the HATERS I thought they were tools and they proved ME to be 100% CORRECT.

Incidentally, “lovelit” it is the HATERS who require quite a bit of “reputation restoration.”

CONGRATULATIONS to all of you who typed NOTHING as well as those who RESPECTFULLY disagreed with the HATERS.

mzchief said...

AHEM!
I am finished responding to THIS topic which will result in any future hateful commentary regarding this issue going unanswered by ME!

Anonymous said...

You need that ass tapped mzchief . call me !

Anonymous said...

You mean-ass people need to read this article:
http://commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/andrew_brown/2006/07/why_are_people_arseholes_onlin.html

Anonymous said...

mzchief is my hero.

treeman said...

You folks are a hoot.

I know mschief. Those beautiful eyes, and that long, curly hair that feels like silk. That's all her.

About the rest of her...I'm get hot flashes and butterflies in my stomach just looking at her...She is without a doubt both physically, spiritually, and intellectually the most beautiful woman I have ever known.

Anonymous said...

Amazing! That is always Mzchief's reply. She bails out everytime she gets in over her head. The best way to shut her up is to stop reading and responding to her idiotic arrogance. She needs to get over herself. And by the way who cares if she has waste length naturally curly hair? Can you say APE?

fluff said...

10:55pm.....learn to spell before you try to trash somebody. You and your ilk really show your ignorance when you take on somebody much classier than yourselves. Go MZ!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I don't see any typos! She is far from classy so shut the fluff up!

Elle said...

Mizchief....I certainly hope that your are not currently practicing as a psychologist. Your comments for the woman (anon 4:24)who has obviously had a horrific event in her life and is now concerned for her daughter, who is the age she was when first molested. I question your ability as a psychologist, you of all people, should realize that her daughter turning the same age as she was when molested, is definately a "trigger" and this could have serious consequences. You calling her "not quite with it" and having not spent enough time in the "shrinks" care, is very harsh and possibly damaging. Speaking of "projecting", why would you ever taut how wonderful you and your life are, and go on and on about it. What did you hope to accomplish by stating such? I to have been truly blessed in my life, but I would never use that knowledge to try to appear more deserving or Better than others who haven't had the opportunities you and I have had. I commend you on your teaching ESL and for giving back to the community. I truly hope that you continue to do so, but please don't become a therapist because you clearly have "issues" of your own. You could definitly do more harm than good in that area. If you have any sort of conscious whatsoever, please address the woman with the molestation issues. If you do not, all of my suspicions regarding you will be confirmed and I would like to think that you truly do care about others.

Anonymous said...

I think that women have done more to water-down sexual molestation that anyone.

Those people who have tragically been sexually abused are lost in the sea of women who "claim" they have been sexually abused.

Let me tell you ladies, if you hang your boobs out like a flashing neon sign -- then feel "sexually abused" because every guys drools over them or even makes a comment, you are an idiot.


Everyone needs a "feel sorry for me" story.

You are doing great harm to those who have truly been abused.

BTW - I think MZCHIEF is a cool chick, I appreciate her intelligence.

Anonymous said...

10:26 then you are a stupid as she is!

comment4U said...

MZ is marvellous. She doesn't let the PC'ness of the sad universe dictate what she says...and she's smart as hell.

comment4U said...

And, Barry--c'mon?! Is this really what you had in vision for the SkatterGoneMusingBlog? Some common behavior policies would be in order here, don't ya think?

Anonymous said...

Hey...c4u and mzchief try really hard to be the moral police of this site. Not needed. Both you chicks have said mean, hateful things also. Yeah, these people went overboard, but everyone is guilty of it. I think people are just sick of mzchief's "greater than thou attitude." But hell...who isn't sick of it...unless your just like her.

Anonymous said...

It struck me while reading comments on various blogs over the past couple of weeks, that there is a sizeable group of people out there who like being rude, nasty, racist, sexist, and all of the other negative -ists that you care to mention all because they have the option of posting anonymously, or at least, facelessly.

Anonymous said...

I am glad that I am not the only one sick of them.

Anonymous said...

I'm Rick James Bitch!

fluff said...

9:23am....no typos, eh? How about WASTE length naturally curly hair. WASTE length?? Have another serving of crow!

Anonymous said...

Right after you! Is this MZ in disguise trying to take up for herself?

Anonymous said...

4:41 forgive me for not being as perfect as you and mzchief claim to be. But then again, I'm not stuck on myself!!

Anonymous said...

MZ- with comments like that you should have the pyschologist degree taken away from you. It just goes to show that money can buy anything but love and happiness!

Anonymous said...

some people cant handle the truth.


Go mzchief!

Anonymous said...

7:27 who in their right mind is going to support someone who says that someone that was molested did not spend enough time with a shrink when she claims to have a pyschology degree? She is mean spirited and her idiotic arrogance never ceases to amaze me. Just as I think she can't be any more dumb she comes up with something else.

Anonymous said...

Look Guys!! Mzchief's brother, treeman, has came to her rescue!! That's so cute! Nothing like the hot love of a brother! I bet he's climbed many a water tower to defend her honor! You guys are adorable! You're so lucky mzchief. I wish my brother loved my silky hair and got "butterflies" in his lil tummy when he thought of me.... SIGH....it must be so damn nice to be you.........