8.09.2006

Holy Cow!!!

Over the past couple of weeks, I've posted the videos of two violent crimes. One was about the guy who suckered punched the customer in a McDonald's line, and another (posted this morning) showed a guy hitting a clerk over the head with a heavy liquor bottle. Small world. Fox4News said tonight that an arrest had been made in both cases and, amazingly, it's the same guy allegedly doing both acts of violence: Tony Wayne Swinnie. (I'm working on a pic.)

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

get a rope

Collectionsite said...

I got a tree

Anonymous said...

I got the hood

Anonymous said...

So does kingfish

Stu-morone said...

I got the pecante sauce.

Collectionsite said...

Well it looks like we have everything we need for a Wise County Commissioners Court meeting :)

Anonymous said...

I bet his momma's proud!!

Anonymous said...

I bet his momma is saying he was framed.

Anonymous said...

I bet his momma is soo fat that if she jumped up in the air,she'd get stuck. Dat's what I'm talkin about.

greta said...

I bet she is too ANON 8:57

Don't forget, it will be a racial thing too.

Anonymous said...

I didn't know bowling balls could jump.

Anonymous said...

Barry...there are some sick people that read your blog. The first 3 comments make me want to kick someone in the nuts. Is this crap supposed to be funny? I loathe people that find humor in something like that. F&#%ing sick.

goober said...

A just punishment:

Blindfold and tie his hands, tie him to a stake in the ground so that he can't stand up nor sit down, tie a cheap, tough, BIG piece of meat around his neck and turn all those dogs loose that were confiscated a couple of weeks ago. Then, when the dogs are through, take him to Downtown Dallas, tie him to a light pole, and let everone who wants take a cheap shot @ him! Hanging, shooting, and electrocution are too easy for this cowardly scumbag!

Anonymous said...

I predict one of our ethical, upstanding, moral and just attorney will find a technical loophole which allows the guy to skate.

We all enjoy fantasizing of our punishment being carried out -- forget it!! Scumbag lawyers will get the scumbag off.

The only ones who pay will be the honest guy who was clubbed at MacDonald's or the poor lady trying to run the convenience store.

Oh, I'm sorry. I confused this with another story. This is an impoverished black guy,, right? Nevermind, he does not have the money to hire the lawyer that would get him off. He will fall victim to the power hungry, politically minded DA who will have his nuts cut off just prior to electrocuting him. Plenty of press -- count on it.

Anonymous said...

I haven't figured it out yet, but Bush is somehow to blame for this.

Anonymous said...

what is the deal with delinquents and the name Wayne? Lee? Doyle? Lester? You think they're connected some how to a negative connotation?

Anonymous said...

We need more concealed carriers.