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1.25.2012

Giggle


64 comments:

Anonymous said...

Someone failed to learn that you don't play with your food.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

IS THAT MARK CUBAN'S DATE?

Anonymous said...

I heard the police chief in Runaway Bay wanted his evaluation public. I heard he stated he wanted the public to know the truth, that the council had something to hide. What a bunch of Mayberry BS. The council wants the locals left alone and he wont play that. .. I guess we should have different rules for all the club members. The Constitution doesnt matter in Runaway Bay. Just make sure your green fees are paid. Kudos to Chief Paschall for standing up. He doesnt care who you are, just what's right. Time for some new folks to run for council.

Anonymous said...

Bristol Palin?

Anonymous said...

Dumb skank.

Remote Controller said...

The Selwyn School off 380 in Denton is burning down. Looks like a total loss. Sorry, no picture

Anonymous said...

7:36 AM

Did they get all of the window-lickin ra-tards out in time!?!?

Anonymous said...

Why would anyone take a picture of that food in the first place?

Anonymous said...

The sauce is running away from her mustache.

Ettas gson

Anonymous said...

This chick fails on so many levels.

Anonymous said...

11:14 Get real. That tubo of a chief that lives in Denton was just looking for a quiet town to get a paycheck. Why should tax payers pay for him to drive back and forth to Denton? There isn't much that goes on in RAB espeacially with the lake level and the budget for the PD is outrageous. You got cops with cars at there private businesses (gun store)... During the day you see 3 to 4 patrol cars working for a city that is only 2 miles wide with little crime other than traffic stops. He has one officer Mike Jones that is rude crude and socially unexceptable. He also lives no where near RAB.
They are also very selective on who they jack with. You are one of them or no one. They don't even pay taxes in Wise Co. They just can't stand it when someone stands up to them.

Triple Fake... said...

I don't get it
Is the humor supposed to be that the plate barfed after getting a close-up view of her duck face?

Anonymous said...

11:14 "The Constitution doesnt matter in Runaway Bay."
The RAB PD searched a home because the garage door was up, when the owner told them not to worry about it everything was fine.
The owner was furious and sent a neighbor over to tell them to get out of his house. They didn't.
Yeah, lets talk about the constitution! They didn't have permission or a warrant.
They should be charged with Burglary of a Habitat a 2nd degree felony.
There answer was does he have something to hide?
Not the point.
He should have filed charges on them. Brian & Drew were the offenders.

Anonymous said...

Why are you dumb ass people talking about Runaway Bay when the pic is a dumb ass girl turning up her nose a gourmet food and letting all the flavor drip out of the plate onto th table cloth?
Can't make a silk purse our of a pigs ear.

Anonymous said...

We will never go to the 4th of July celebration in RAB again.
Why?
When leaving the marina a police car had us blocked in for 10 minutes just sitting in their car with the exit blocked. When she decided to move on we were behind her in the parking lot of the shell at the stop sign waiting to turn on 380. She then exited her vehicle left in running to go talk to the group of cops off to the side. If we got out of our car at the stop sign and just walked off we'd be arrested and have our car towed. When asking what's up with her they said Oh she had a death in the family today.
When leaving RAB at the end of the fireworks they would only let you go towards Bport. No one was allowed to turn into the stores to go to the bathroom. Isn't that a tax revenue generator?
If I want to exit 380 at the convience store, isn't that my constitutional right? What right do they have to prohibit it.
There golf cart parade use to start out at the Country Club. Now you have to go through a line at their maintenance barn, police patroled and sign a form with many stipulations. I know of no accidents in previous parades.
There like hitler out there. My boat and golf cart will not participate in any of their functions anylonger. They took all the fun out of living there.

Skit Shivins said...

There are several different styles of policing. What works in Dallas doesn't necessarily work in RAB. Police officers are not hired to fight for what they think is peace, justice and the American Way. They are hired to work for their community, i.e. the Mayor and Council. I don't know the situation in RAB, but if a community is having police problems, it is usually because their department and their elected officials aren't on the same page.

Anonymous said...

I scrolled through the incident reports on the WCSO website and saw no calls from RAB back to 1-13-12. They don't even answer the phone out there. Their calls are forwarded to the WCSO. I'd rather have Wise County than RAB PD in a crisis.

Anonymous said...

I live in the Bay and retired from the fire service. I have had little dealing with the police but my neighbors have. Needless to say the police caught the burglars that robbed their house. Thats all I need to now to habe faith in them. I also attended the town hall meeting a few months back and got to meet Chief Paschel and some of his officers. I though they were all courteous and professional. Serving for many years as a firefighter I know that public servants often get a bad wrap from one incident or because they gave the wrong guy a ticket. Maybe thats somthing people should think about before you complain about whats really your issue.

Anonymous said...

The Bay council sounds like Rhome.

Anonymous said...

RAB needs to merge with Rhome, they are too much alike.

Anonymous said...

Still trying to figure out the connection between spilled soup and the Runaway Bay PD... I'm sure it'll come to me eventually...

Anonymous said...

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

Anonymous said...

7:50

You may want to research the Selwyn school before posting.

http://www.selwynschool.com/selwyn/site/default.asp

I'm guessing you intended your classless comment to reference the Denton State school which is a fine institution that takes care of those who through no fault of their own cannot take care of themselves.

Anonymous said...

Runaway Bay does not need a police force.

Anonymous said...

I too live there and have had dealings with them. The problem is not the council - it is the PD AND the city judge. In the last 4 months, there have been two arrest that I am aware of that were blatant civil right violations. One involved the golf cart attack. (What a joke that was)The second was the arrest and detention of a RAB citizen/B'port business owner. I too am tired of driving by a cafe in B'port every morning and seeing the fire marshall/rent a cop's city vehicle there, not to mention him driving it to his gun store. Thecouncil needs to clean house!

Jack Daniels said...

That looks like what my bulldog threw up the other night.

Anonymous said...

RAB needs qualified people to fix their sewer/water leaks, & roads. If they would cut the over spent budget for PD then maybe they could afford real plumbers and real road repair contractors instead of putting bandaids here and there.

Anonymous said...

10:20 You are right. It's too late for the PD when something already happened anyway. Most residents of RAB are heavily armed and can protect themselves.

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

Serves her right for throwing out a duck face. (ready for it die off)

Anonymous said...

RUNAWAY BAY WILL TURN INTO LAKE BRIDGEPORT OR EVEN WORSE WIZARD WELLS WITHOUT POLICE.....SAY GOOD BY TO YOUR BANKS AND MAY THE GAS STATIONS TURN INTO STOP AND ROB'S!

Anonymous said...

Would like to clean it up with fire, but they require a permit for you to help beautify the city and charge $50.00 a day. Ridiculous. When they burn around the bridge, ambers are left live without supervision.
Do as I say not as I do mentality there.

Anonymous said...

How did this string get hijacked by the Runaway Bay Police discussion? The picture is an ugly girl spilling her food, for God's sake.

Anonymous said...

Runaway Bay will never turn into Lake Bridgeport or even Wizard Wells. Their taxes and building restrictions will keep that from happening. The ol condos are disappearing with fire. Stop and Robs, HILARIOUS STATEMENT since, both stations have been robbed, one more than once with the current PD regime in force. When ask when do you not have an officer on duty they won't tell you because the criminals might find out. Oh Excuse me they apparently already knew when the city isn't being policed even though that's privledged information. Perhaps it was insider trading...
They are conviently unavailable when you really need them.
For the huge budget spent on the PD I believe citizens should know when we aren't policed so we're ready to protect ourselves which is the way it will happen anyway. In fact it shall be a police officer shot if they ever walk in my house uninvited without a call ever being made for assistance.

Anonymous said...

Continuing the RAB conversation:
The PD and Fire Dept have divided the town into Us and Them. It is my observation that the town is pretty well supportive of the fire and emergency workers and their efforts. It is the over emphasis on police that really divides the town. RAB is mainly older, retired people living quiet lives with very little crime. If the police would watch a few old Mayberry RFD episodes, they might learn how to serve in this rural environment and make everyone happier.

Anonymous said...

12:17 you hit the nail on the head!

Anonymous said...

Quack. Duck face alert.

Anonymous said...

11:57

I hear the young lady was arrested by the RAB police for causing a hazardous spill.

Anonymous said...

12:17

Show them the episode where Barney got a motorcycle with a side car. He was ticketing truck drivers that were speeding a little bit so they had enough momentum to make it up a big hill. The truckers complained to Andy and Andy told Barney to give them a break.

Anonymous said...

If they get rid of the Police Dept. who will eat all those bean Burritos at Shell? Its amazing they hang out at that Shell Station all the time. hows that case coming again on the Golf Cart Bandit

Anonymous said...

12:13/12:17 I ambetting it took you a long time to hunt and peck all of that out. Hopefully your home health asssitant will make sure you get all your meds today and maybe you can make a movement. That would be great for you and might unclog your thoughts!

Anonymous said...

Now I know why I have never cared for people in RAB...they freaking talk and gossip too much! Shut the freak up about RAB! Thank you.

Anonymous said...

Willing to trade the whole police force of RAB for one Super Trooper the one and only Tom Bishop.

Anonymous said...

if i seen all the cop cars at one place i'd be eratin there for sure! That other place must be pretty bad if the police won't eat there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Bishop should be available for hire in late January of 2013.

Anonymous said...

I am so sick of hearing the police say people want different rules for the club members. Go to the club any given night and there might be 6 members there if that and they don't stay long. Sheesh, you can't even smoke in the club anymore due to club members.

Anonymous said...

Bishop is hot for his age. He'd answer his calls in a timely manner day or night with manners.
This whole County is nothing but gossipers. Alvord, Decatur, Bridgeport, Chico, RAB, Rhome...
Same County different City.
Plenty of people eat at both places in RAB. There both good and different type foods. RAB PD doesn't eat at the other place because of the polotics. I've seen many other agencies officers eating at the other place. Just not the local popo. They only harass the customers coming to and fro at both places. Weekly they block their gas lanes pulling in behind someone parking and then may not move for an hour or so. When ask if they will move for the customers to pull in and out they threaten you with jail for interferring with police duties. Have the courtesy to park also, dah.

Anonymous said...

Bring back James Woods, oh even he left, got rid of lakehouse also.
Most residents are law abiding citizens and the police have to arrest someone on every call so they feel needed and aren't just hanging out for an easy paycheck, or waiting on some out of towner passing through. Let Bridgeport, DPS, or Jacksboro gettem. We don't need protection from someone passing through. Let'em pass.

Anonymous said...

Why the F**k would they stop, were safe. You get the occasional N**ger rich oilfield trash that sniffs around on the mananger at the retirement center with a bar who has 30 kids by 9 dads but new sweater Meat, cops used to sniff around her till the wifes caught wind and that got shut down, past waitresses taking guys in the back rooms during broad daylight to practice there swing and owners from ca that carry a straw in there pocket for a little lift me up. the spainard we had got caught sniffing around and headed back west, woody from toy story got hammered at the establishment and flipped paw paws truck headed back to perrin and it got covered up, fine group

Anonymous said...

Its not politics that keep the police outta 1stop....its diahrea!

Anonymous said...

9:10 - definately a club member that had too many brandy sniffers

Anonymous said...

The health inspector says that 1Stop is one of the cleanest places in the county to eat. She says 1Stop always scores higher than Shell.

Anonymous said...

9:44 Clean your kitchen. One Stop got 100 from the Health Dept. The only reason your pickin on One Stop is because the owner is on the City Council and his son is a lawyer, so perhaps your a little intimidated by them. Shame on you.
It is so nice to go in there since it has been totally redone. And I do know of one officer in RAB that eats there and several city employees. People like you are the reason it's Us and Them. You wouldn't be scrolling so far down to see whats going on with RAB gossip if you weren't part of the problem.

Anonymous said...

9:10 Your right, they wouldn't stop except for the police stoppin them.

Jack Daniels said...

12:06. Not to put too fine a point on it, but it is a Brandy SNIFTER, not sniffer.

You are welcome.

Anonymous said...

I think the little white mustached curmudgeon got the poopy pants....hi ho chuppacabra burgers to the toilet we go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

10:24 Where does you food end up, hopefully in the toliet...or are you constipated all the time?

Anonymous said...

I can not beleive that we are even talking about the RAB finest. It was a sad day when my husband had to buy me a gun and put alarms on my doors because I am scared to call the police because I dont trust them. They dont say hello to you or wave to you even though they have cook outs at the neighbors and sit and drank and put the finerof RAB down. Its great to be a slum lord and fly around in private jets and get paid top pay. I know who I would call if someone broke in my house and it wouldnt be the RAB police. It would be my friends at the famous 1STOP

Anonymous said...

You couldn't ask for better friends than Linda and Barry White!

Anonymous said...

8:38

Brenda put your top back on and come out of the clouds. You used to socialize until the top came down and you began being brainwashed at the stop. Get over it and realize you have and will continue to be used by your so called friends.

Anonymous said...

As long as you hop in their pocket and take the cheese you can get a beat up car or crappy house out of it! They're great!

Anonymous said...

You couldnt ask for a worse commissioner than Danny White

Anonymous said...

You'd have to be on coke to live in RAB , and they should merge with Rhome like one above poster said. They are all near lake white trash.

Anonymous said...

Honestly I had to look up the word curmudgeon and the only word in the description that applied is bear. He really is a lovable person and good to the community. His gas is cheaper to help the citizens.
Love you and your family Mr. Barry Bear.

Anonymous said...

Cheap watery gas. Your first stop before the mechanic. Come and get it.