It would take a lawnmower to trim that beard!I would have spit the beard out and complained that it had a hair in it!
Did that say Andersen County or Wise County..... I think there was a typo
Those two fellers told me that I had a purdy mouth. Then before I knowed it they broke me over that there lawnmower and told me to squeal like a pig. I don't know about you but I never been on that end of a piggin session. I was scared for my life. Or at least my virginity. I guess me and my brother are gonna move back to Chico and start drawin up house plans or sumptin.
Derppity, derp, derp.
I bet he voted for Clinton because Lincoln won the war too!
Post a Comment