11.09.2010

It's Like A Fine Work Of Art



The more I watch this video, the more little pieces of gold I find. The premise: Kids are told they are on their way to Disney World, and the kids don't like it. They want to go to "Dick's House."

  • What's up with that middle kid's haircut? Did he lose a bet?
  • Are they in the smoking section? It feels like it's a rolling RV or something.
  • And when the middle kid replies that he wants to go to "Dick's House", this screeching Chicago accented voice fires off a "I told ya!!!" like everyone should have known that Dick's place is better than Disney World.
  • And what is up with the creepy kid on right?  When the two brats start crying he has this expression like he's just discovered that a couple of howler monkeys were sitting beside him.  And when he speaks, you can hardly hear him or see his mouth move. Until he silently says he wants to go to "Dick's House." 
I'd turn that RV around and head back home. 

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow....I want to go to Dicks house too now. That place must be magic.

Anonymous said...

Dick's House?
Is that V@gin@ Land?


If not, I never heard of it.

Anonymous said...

Kid did lose a bet, he bet they were going to Dick's house!

Anonymous said...

d-i-c-k-apostrophe-s h-o-u-s-e!

I'm intrigued too, but I wouldn't go to Dick's house based solely on the recommendation of those little weirdos

Triple Fake frozen head of Walt D.

Anonymous said...

Just what's goin on at this Dick's House?

Anonymous said...

My 7-year-old daughter would slap some sense into all three of them. She would give her right arm to go to Disney! Ungrateful punks.

Anonymous said...

That looks set up. Big kid is trying not to laugh.

Anonymous said...

Disney sucks. These kids are way ahead of the curve. They are not fooled by the propaganda from the TV set.

Anonymous said...

The US is in good hands because this is our future generation.

Anonymous said...

Dick's house isn't nearly as much fun as Mulva's apartment.

DF Jerry Seinfeld

Anonymous said...

Maybe Dick is the father figure, an actual father or an uncle. Maybe Dick could have prevented the beauty salon abortion on the head of the middle child. I think it's weird to expect your clearly very jaded children not to be disappointed when they learn that they've been lied to. I don't think they are spoiled. I think they miss Dick. and that's just sad. Maybe I'm wrong, but let's not judge them too harshly as spoiled brats. Or give them too much credit for being hip to the darkness of the Disney Empire.

Anonymous said...

Isn't it Dick that's usually the cause of most incidents?

Anonymous said...

There are probably less germs at Dick's house than there are at Disney World.

Anonymous said...

I would turn around and take them back to the house for a good butt whipping. The punk in the green hoodie who does not like the clothes his mother bought needs to be taken to the Salvation Army thrift store for his next pair of jeans. The haircut is part of the rebellion being taught by someone.

Anonymous said...

Even when I was a kid I thought Disney was LAME, whether it was their amusement park, their cable channel or their movies!

People who like Disney are just ODD to me!

Have you seen the AWFUL sitcoms those channels put out like the Hanna Montana show or the Raven Simone one?

Anonymous said...

I guess maybe Disney does have some inherent appeal to little girls who like to wear tutus and have fairy princess time......but I can totally understand why a little boy wouldn't want to go!

Kathy P said...

With the last several visits I"ve had to Disney, I don't blame the kids for not wanting to go. It has really hit the skids in the last several visits. My husband got food poisoning and very ill. The park refused to take any responsibility for it. It was the WORST vacation I have ever been on. Dick's sound better!

Anonymous said...

Kathy P...So you husband would take some Dick's over a little food poison?

Anonymous said...

Disney is over rated by parents who like to keep up with the Joneses.
These kids had their heart set on seeing their uncle or whoever Dick is to them. They were lied to. Kids can be very disapointed at that age. The teenager probably would think Disney trip would suck.
I would too.