It's the FLU boys and girls. I don't care how coolio a name they put on it. Take some Tamiflu (if you have insurance-older preparations if you don't), drink OJ and rest.
You'll live.
PS. If you stay away from OJ because you know OJ kills- cranberry juice will do just fine.
The situation sounds more and more like something out of the Bible. At least the students in Paradise ISD have the benefit of attending daily Bible classes. That opportunity may save them if the end of times arrives.
Oh please, "second" 3:21. There have been plagues and such since forever. this is nothing new and certainly doesn't foreshadow armageddon! I agree with 3:21 #1: take 2 aspirin and rest.
Okay, I know that many of the previous comments are tongue-in-cheek, but this is a serious situation to calmly & rationally monitor. Unlike bacterial or fungal infection, viral outbreaks (true influenza) depend largely on our own body to fight off the bad bugs. Antibiotics are of no use. Most human defenses win, but some do not.
Ask Jim Henson how serious and fast-moving influenza can be. Rest in peace Kermit the Frog.
yeah, ok, laugh it up. I'm not here to try to convince you that "we're all doomed", BUT:
this thing does seem to be spreading pretty fast, and the mortality rate (6% in Mexico) is about 60 times greater than normal flu strains (about 0.1%), and more than twice as great as the Spanish flu that killed tens of millions back in 1918 (2.5%).
The is scarey. Any one believe in water-boarding now? I read that Obama might have been exposed in his trip to Mexico. What lab in the Middle East cooked this bug up?
Why all the panic? Just pick up phone, call doctor and check it out.
If he or she says it is coming and be prepared........
.....well?
....or call the county judge and see if we still have a county health official - they are supposed to have such information.
..being informed takes work, not reading junk in the newspaper or on sensational blogs like this one is sometimes (just to keep the owner from extreme boredom)........
dont worry pres obama says we dont need to worry and he is in the know of course monkeys might fly out of my butt i am sure that this is a cleansing of the gene pool
God is sending us a message by sending swine flu at the end of Obama's 100 days! Next God will send locusts and frogs to eat up the food and make driving on the highway more dangerous!
If God had anything to do with politics, Obama would not be president. We need to wash our hands and live in clean surroundings. My grandmother always said "Cleanliness is next to Godliness"!
Be sure not to touch your eyes or nose after being out in the public. Wash your hands to keep the germs away.
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It's gonna be panic! Panic, I tell you!!!!!
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It's the FLU boys and girls. I don't care how coolio a name they put on it. Take some Tamiflu (if you have insurance-older preparations if you don't), drink OJ and rest.
You'll live.
PS. If you stay away from OJ because you know OJ kills- cranberry juice will do just fine.
The situation sounds more and more like something out of the Bible. At least the students in Paradise ISD have the benefit of attending daily Bible classes. That opportunity may save them if the end of times arrives.
save us Obama. please please please save us.
We're all doomed.
We just don't care till it reaches Wise Co. Sad but true.
Oh please, "second" 3:21. There have been plagues and such since forever. this is nothing new and certainly doesn't foreshadow armageddon! I agree with 3:21 #1: take 2 aspirin and rest.
Is it too late to erect a monument to survive the apocalypse in Wise County?
2012 may be here sooner than you think!
I bet actual contact with swine will deliver immunity.
P.S. I have some pigs for sale.
The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
Okay, I know that many of the previous comments are tongue-in-cheek, but this is a serious situation to calmly & rationally monitor. Unlike bacterial or fungal infection, viral outbreaks (true influenza) depend largely on our own body to fight off the bad bugs. Antibiotics are of no use. Most human defenses win, but some do not.
Ask Jim Henson how serious and fast-moving influenza can be. Rest in peace Kermit the Frog.
Common sense, people. Just use common sense.
My Other Brother Darryl
"I got a [swine] fever, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL." ~ Bruce Dickinson [Cock o' the Walk]
3:45 You said "erect"...hehehe
yeah, ok, laugh it up. I'm not here to try to convince you that "we're all doomed", BUT:
this thing does seem to be spreading pretty fast, and the mortality rate (6% in Mexico) is about 60 times greater than normal flu strains (about 0.1%), and more than twice as great as the Spanish flu that killed tens of millions back in 1918 (2.5%).
Just sayin'
/doublefake Michael Crichton
The is scarey. Any one believe in water-boarding now? I read that Obama might have been exposed in his trip to Mexico. What lab in the Middle East cooked this bug up?
It's never to late for an erection.
Why all the panic? Just pick up phone, call doctor and check it out.
If he or she says it is coming and be prepared........
.....well?
....or call the county judge and see if we still have a county health official - they are supposed to have such information.
..being informed takes work, not reading junk in the newspaper or on sensational blogs like this one is sometimes (just to keep the owner from extreme boredom)........
Double SHEESH!
"(6% in Mexico) is about 60 times greater than normal flu strains (about 0.1%),"
Ahem, 60 times greater than normal IN Mexico?
Bird flu, pig flu, blah,blah blah.
Hell, the world is over-populated, (mostly with morons). Let it roll, God's just doing his job.
dont worry pres obama says we dont need to worry and he is in the know of course monkeys might fly out of my butt i am sure that this is a cleansing of the gene pool
If Waterboarding can't get rid of swine flu, at least it can make'em admit that they don't really have it.
God is sending us a message by sending swine flu at the end of Obama's 100 days! Next God will send locusts and frogs to eat up the food and make driving on the highway more dangerous!
If God had anything to do with politics, Obama would not be president. We need to wash our hands and live in clean surroundings. My grandmother always said "Cleanliness is next to Godliness"!
Be sure not to touch your eyes or nose after being out in the public. Wash your hands to keep the germs away.
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