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4.29.2009
How Not To Start Off A Wednesday
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You get taken to jail for urinating in public?
Maybe he was suffering from uromysetisis.
he looks like a nice fat kid that had to go real bad.
I can definitely use this as an lesson for my 4 year old!
He looks like a douche
I like to start my day off right by sitting on the comode with my laptop reading this blog.
I kissed miss Piggy and now I'm not feelin too good.
Kermit
My son got a UIP one night at a club......he wasn't the one that pee'd in the parking lot, but he was the one who jumped when the po-po honked at him, so he got the ticket.
The real perp wrote, signed and notarized an affidavit saying he was the one that pee'd.....he went to the JP office numerous times with his paperwork, and the Judge would never talk with him about it because he wasn't going to hire a lawyer, so he requested a jury trial. On the day before the trial, the judge's office called to say the case had been dropped, because the po-po had to go to a training class.
I think this happened because I called the Assistant County Attorney the day before his trial date, and told them my son would be there the next day, with affidavit in hand, along with the real pee'r who had agreed to testify. The JP office would not admit they knew about the affidavit, so they made up the po-po training thing.
It saved my son the $300 fine. (He had a lawyer friend standing by to represent him for free, because we all know only a fool represents himself in a court of law.)
FTP - Freedom to Pee. My new cause célèbre. Let my flow go!
My Other Brother Darryl
And only a yo-yo refers to the police as "the po-po"
The goatee is a bad look. Can't we retire this along with the cowboy hat?
Well it's confirmed,I got the swine flu.
Kermit
11:05...Is this gonna be a long story...
What's the big deal, folks? Peeing in public? Gee, a zillion animals do it all the time. It's a natural function. Why do we persist in these Puritanical laws? I doubt there is any great health hazard - just some prude who doesn't want to look the other way.
Try going to a Third World country and not see people peeing in the streets all over the place. You know, like that one to our south where all the swine flu cases have been reported.
A million animals don't do it on the street
How about if we all come over and do it on your lawn? And it's not just peeing that's natural
There are loads of natural things I would rather people do someplace closed in and out of earshot.
I remember when a Wise county deputy got caught on Camp Bowie U I P;tried to get off on professional courtsy.Didn't work. That was when peeing in a public bathroom would cost one all the money he had on him. Rot in hell Leroy
Aren't u out kind of late barry???
Isn't pee actually sterile?
wow i worked with this guy at weatherford international he is a goofy SOB.. but a cool dude for the most part
11:52 - don't bring logic into Wise Co rantings. The yokels just don't get it. They pee in their own backyards but they get all upset if someone else does it.
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