4.30.2009

Golden

A couple of people have pointed this out from the Update this morning. Somebody call Leno.

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just about to send you this! HUH?? Shouldn't we be holding extra sessions of this, instead?

Anonymous said...

Nothing like being even less prepared!!! Someone told me the last time that group met for an "exercise" was about two years ago!!

Anonymous said...

Ok...here's another.

The US Border Patrol requeted that all patrol officers who have to touch and inspect everything coming into the USA wear rubber gloves and protective masks. Janet Napolitano this morning RESCINDED the directive and told the officers that wearing masks "LOOKS TOO INTIMIDATING"!

Anonymous said...

Already got on Leno's website and have the address to send it in!!!!! Must be sent by snailmail!

chupacabra said...

We have lost our minds

Anonymous said...

This is Wise Co, folks; nothing should surprise us anymore. Leno will have a field day!

Anonymous said...

The terrorists have won.

Anonymous said...

Priceless!!!

Anonymous said...

We have lost our alleged minds.

Anonymous said...

Surrounded by idiots!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

AND! The US Border Patrol that has to touch all kinds of stuff entering the US from Mexico took precautions to have the officers wear protective masks and gloves to ward off exposures to the flu virus.

The BRILLIANT Obama Secretary of Homeland Security today RESCINDED that order, stating, "Officers will not wear masks because it makes them look too intimidating."

There you have it, the Obama twist with a cabinet full of nut cases! Now the same looney toons here in Decatur. We have lost....where do we surrender?

Andria said...

Sheer genius....really.

Anonymous said...

Did somebody say Exercise Classes at Fit and Wise were cancelled?

Anonymous said...

Just waitin' for all WC schools to close and bacon to go for 25 cents a lb.

Anonymous said...

Hasn't anyone noticed that our illustrous local newspaper can't even spell either? Not only is "cancelled" misspelled, but "cities" should be "city's". This is journalism at its worst, and once this gets to Leno, he'll have a field day. Once again, Wise Co. makes the news for being ignorant and stupid. Whoever made the decision to cancel the flu drill because of a threat of the flu needs to removed from office, tarred and feathered, and then run out of town.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, they did misspell cancelled, but you misspelled illustrious. And maybe the event is being conducted in conjunction with more than one city; that would make sense, and make "cities" correct.
That's not journalism at its worst, that's just journalism at its most basic. Spelling errors aren't the worst thing that can happen at a newspaper, so calm down.

Tarring and feathering sounds pretty ignorant and stupid, by the way. Hope you were speaking figuratively

Triple Fake Charles Foster (Citizen) Kane

Anonymous said...

I was going to start an exercise program, darn

Anonymous said...

11:26 a.m. you are stupid.

learn how to spell before becoming the spelling police. idiot. oh wait, you must write for the chico texan.

www.dictionary.com

Anonymous said...

Has anyone checked the update recently? There is a new update!! Hilarious!

Anonymous said...

The influenza virus can, has and will mutate into a vicious killer. With the attitude of people in Wise County, their sarcasm toward those taking precautions and their failure to wash their hands after visiting the bathrooms it may be here that the mutation occurs

Anonymous said...

according to the dictionary CANCELLED and CANCELED are both acceptable spellings.

can·cel (kān'səl)
v. can·celed also can·celled, can·cel·ing also can·cel·ling, can·cels also can·cels

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cancelled

Anonymous said...

What's the matter with the Chico Texan? Chico texans wash their hands.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to see Wolverine when it comes out!

Anonymous said...

12:52

That is the exact same point I was going to make...You beat me to it!

Anonymous said...

11:26 a.m. you are stupid.
learn how to spell before becoming the spelling police. idiot. oh wait, you must write for the chico texan.
www.dictionary.com
11:41 AM


11:41
Okay wise guy
Show me how stupid I am by pointing out any mistakes I made in my post (other than the alternate spelling of cancelled).
And try to find the shift key on your keyboard, so that you can capitalize the beginnings of your sentences and proper nouns.
We're not savages, after all!

Anonymous said...

No, 12:48 is the idiot. Vicious killer, my *ss. You have no knowledge of what you speak. I am a medical professional, and I can assure this is NO different from any other flu virus. Try asking someone who knows something about it like a physician, nurse, lab tech. You are truly an idiot, beyond belief.

Anonymous said...

Many of you may laugh but this pigdemic ranks next to the Courthouse crab infestaion and shouldn't be taken sitting down.

Anonymous said...

More people die each year from Influenza A and B.

chupacabra said...

That's awesome AND smart!
I say that since we must be living in opposite land...