4.29.2009

Pigdemic Update: Have We Lost Our Minds?

Doors won't open back up until May 11th. (Edit: Some are saying the 8th, which is a Friday.) And that's without a single confirmed case of the pig flu. (Edit: Channel 8 says "one case" was confirmed. But, sheesh, it's the flu! I've seen interviews with kids who have been previous "confirmed cases" and they describe the symptoms as, well, like the flu.)

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

obama is behind all this i just know it. 100 in the office and just look at all the crap he has done. gm is broke and now a damn pig flu..... i want W back!!!!!

Anonymous said...

ARE YOU F#$%ING KIDDING ME?

No wonder other countries hate us......it's because we are flippin' retarded.

Anonymous said...

This entire country has become populated with brainless, panic-proned fools. I blame it all on the TV. (Of course I would)

Anonymous said...

Our government runs off the basis of panic situations. That's what the news wants.....and that's what we want to hear.
Common sense is a hard needle to find anymore.

Anonymous said...

Hey 8:41, what else do you blame on tv?

1) Obesity- check

2) Rampant materialism- check

3) Violence- check

4) Drug use- check

5) Amorality- check

6) Global warming- check

7) That pink shirt in the pic below?- uh, who cares

Anonymous said...

Say no to swine in 2009.

Anonymous said...

Update: Fox 4 just confirmed one case in FW ISD.

Anonymous said...

Does the ape flu = jungle fever?

Anonymous said...

"Common sense is a hard needle to find anymore."

The whole damn haystack is getting a little hard to find!

Anonymous said...

Perry has now issued a disaster declaration based on the pig flu for the entire state. This overrides the disaster that his governorship has been.
Why can't we use the pig flu to defeat the terrorists?

Double Fake Arnold Ziffel

Anonymous said...

Is it possible to get the swine flu from unprotected gay sex with multiple partners? I'm kinda concerned.

Anonymous said...

I bet it's all because there's too many cops in this country

Anonymous said...

Anybody else wondering where God is in all of this?

Silicone Alley said...

I'm not going anywhere near Ft. Worth!!!

Anonymous said...

What would the TV stations do when we have a pig flu scare while Delkus warns of an ice storm?


Double fake Dale Hansen

Anonymous said...

I hope they don't close Cowboys in Arlington - Thursday is Hog Night.

Anonymous said...

Just wash your hands frequently and you'll have nothing to worry about...well, that is if you don't wash your hands at Sweetie Pies.

Anonymous said...

The funny thing is that someone said the sickness is coming from Mexico....uh darlin', there's been a disease flowing across that big ol' river for 50 years.
And there's absolutely no chance for a vaccine now.

Anonymous said...

Getting the flu is a good way to lose some weight. As an obese nation, we should embrace the swine flu.

Anonymous said...

On December 21 2012 the last thing we'll hear is Aba Dee Aba Dee Aba Dee That's all folks.

Double fake Porky Pig

Anonymous said...

So what are all the parents in cowtown of young school kids who work are supposed to do?

Anonymous said...

No escuela in la ciudad Fort Worth? Por que?

Pandejos!

Anonymous said...

10:01 Next week is bring your pig flu-infected kid to work week.

Anonymous said...

I think it is going to be great when 80,000 kids get out of school for a week and a half and hang out at the malls and fill up daycares. Aren't we just shifting the problems to another location?

Anonymous said...

To 9:22, don't worry. None of us won here in Austin are showing any signs of symptoms so we should all be fine.

On a side note, we are sooooooo going to have to do that again. You boys in Bridgeport can party!

Anonymous said...

they said we would have a black president when "pigs fly". 100 days of Obama and "swine flu".

just saying

Anonymous said...

Yeah, TEA is letting schools close during TAKS testing cause one kid is sick..and UIL just postponed events.. You DON'T mess with TAKS and sports in Texas...without the end of the world in sight...Maybe it is a little more serious than you thing???? Just maybe we don't know the whole story???

Anonymous said...

Woman Superintendent, says it all.

Anonymous said...

You don't ever hear the Pigs being referred to as the Fuzz anymore like you used too.

I like those days.

Anonymous said...

Any truth to DISD closing after TAKS are over?

Anonymous said...

All Decatur emergency services training is POSTPONED until the emergency is over!

The skipper also announced to the crew, "All leaves are cancelled until morale improves!"

Anonymous said...

I was shopping at lowes tuesday and a man was trying to purchase 150 spray bottles. I wondered what the heck would someone need that many spray bottles, and then the light went off, maybe a school district employee. I imagine the beginning of next school year will require each student to bring a spray bottle with them.