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1.21.2008

General Who?

If it weren't in Newsweek, I wouldn't believe it.

8 comments:

Jarhead said...

"His nom de guerre is derived from his platoon's practice of charging naked into battle, a technique meant to terrify the enemy."

At first this would be terrifying ~ kind of like the guy wielding the sword in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

After the initial shock wore off, however, I would just start shooting realizing that naked guys were no match for my superior firepower, just like Indy did.

Anonymous said...

Actually jarhead, you should give this technique a chance. Your enemies would die to laughter at your small dong. You wouldn't have to fire a shot.

Jarhead said...

Honey, is that you?

Anonymous said...

In the U.S., acting as nature (or God, depending on your belief) intends or designs is often against the law.

Anonymous said...

I read "The Dahomian" (sp???) a long while back. Those folks did some weird shiate. I don't think running naked into battle would work very well these days though.

Anonymous said...

250,000 out of 3 million? One of my friends from Nigeria said,"I DO fear it is the color,or the genetics anyway, something is wrong with us and makes us crazy. We were born from bad seed I'm afraid."

Anonymous said...

Would General Harry Cox be more appropriate??? I think not.

The Devil said...

Is he a 4 or 5 star general?