1.25.2008

Friday Morning Dance Off: FloRida's "Low"

Entry #1: Entry #2: White Girl giving it the what-for: Honorable Mention: Little Kid & Cheerleader Routine

26 comments:

Crud Bonemeal said...

Okay, Crud says the white girl did give it what for. She has our vote for the best among the available candidates. Good times...

Anonymous said...

I obviously don't have enough to do this morning as I watched all of these. Inquiring minds (mine) want to know ... what are apple bottom jeans?

Anonymous said...

I couldn't even finish watching the white girl. Too much hand and arm shaking. Neither of them were very good though. I vote for the kid because he was having the most fun.

Anonymous said...

apple bottom jeans are what you
wear when you have pear a$$

Anonymous said...

LOL!! 10:22

Silicone Alley said...

10:02.... Apple bottom jeans are a brand of jeans designed by rapper Nelly. Mainly for girls with big butts aka apple bottoms.

Anonymous said...

I thought the "Drill Team" did the better job.

Anonymous said...

let's go out and make fools of ourselves trying to do these dances, bubear.

Anonymous said...

I think there is something lewd...maybe obscene about the highschool girls out there publicly humping and grinding away. Certainly no adult educator would dare train them to do that. Do they come up with it from private experience or what? Aren't there any rules about how far to go for the sake of "leading cheers"?

Anonymous said...

I thought the little kid did better than "honorable mention."

Come on Barry, where's your love for children? Don't you have step children of your own? What if that was your own step kid?

Anonymous said...

Thank you for your definition Monica. I vote for the kid.

Silicone Alley said...

I cant vote on this one, they are all AWFUL!!

Silicone Alley said...

12:05... Kinda freaking me out!! Who are you?

Anonymous said...

I agree about the high school girls, basically all they need is a pole! What are parents teaching their teenage girls about self respect and personal dignity? Then we haul off the 19 year old boy to jail for touching one of these pole dancers? You can't have it both ways!

Anonymous said...

Yes, the cheerleaders seem very provacative to me, but I'm old. That is the style of dancing nowadays. As I recall, Elvis was banned years ago and television would not show him from the waist down. I don't think dancing necessarily translates to "do me now, old guy" ... sometimes dancing is just self-expression, not a come-on.

Anonymous said...

That is true about Elvis and we all know how things turned out for him. I'm just sayin, if it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, you know the rest!

Mike the dyke vick said...

If I could spell plagiarist I'd call you that 3:42-------

" if it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck.... Shoot the SOB but don't send your dog into the lake to retrieve it or PETA will sentence you to a vegan diet"

Anonymous said...

What does 12:05 mean anyway?

Anonymous said...

What's the deal at 12:05? Showing his butt cause he knows that girls name? Or have I missed something?

Anonymous said...

white gurrr... had potential just needed direction and rythym... could have been good. i mean she has decent moves.

Anonymous said...

12:05 might be surprised to know if people wanted their names posted on here they might have done it themselves. Crazy thought,but pretty sure that's the way it works.

Anonymous said...

and the winner is.....



hhhmmmm.....

I guess the black kids. They had the most rhythm.

The white girl was good, but when she kept shaking her knees I thought she was going to do the cross-over thing with her hands, sort of like on heehaw or something...

The little boy? Cute as all get-out.

Cheerleaders? I was visually stimulated, but they're KIDS, and they shouldn't be dressed that way! I may sound like a prude, but when seeing a high school girl makes me want to have sex with her (as obviously any red-blooded hetersexual male would attest to after seeing these girls shaking their butts and showing their PANTIES, or bloomers, whatever), then it is wrong. Their sponsor should be fired.

But then again, I'm a Christian prude...*sigh*

Anonymous said...

OMG the cheerleaders are way to provacative. How dare a teacher/coach teach them that dance. They have to practice that a school. Not only that but where are all the other teachers and principal? That dance should have been stopped with the first circle of the hips. Yes this is how many people dance in clubs now days but this has no place in schools. It is very sexual. When you run your arms up and down the curvy parts of your body its says look at me I am hot. I want you to see the curves of my body and they way they shake says look at this wouldnt it be fun.
This kind of dancing belongs in clubs not infront of an entire school and not by children.

Silicone Alley said...

9:30... couldnt have said it better, but oh well, ass at 12:05 had some kind of point to prove I guess?

Anonymous said...

What's a hoe-down without banjo music?

Anonymous said...

Twerp at 12:05 how 'bout ACTING like a grownup?