1.24.2008

I Think . . .


. . . I read this story in that portion of the Sunday Dallas Morning News. You know, that portion of the Life section where there is always an article about how a couple met, were on and off for a while, before realizing it was true love.

Or not.

(Thanks emailer.)

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you go to the web page and look at the information, it will be very difficult to prove the allegations as stated: " engaging in penetrated of the penis of Bobby Mann with her mouth..."

Anonymous said...

Yep that was what it said, she penetrated the penis of Bobby Mann with her mouth. Case dismissed. High 5 to the inmate for getting his Jimmy waxed in jail.



Whoa back up a minute. I meant by other than another inmate. Definitely NOT a Freudian slip so stop teasing me about it you guys.

jail bird said...

Love at first bite?

Why such serious charges against her? Ok ... maybe misconduct and she gets fired. But geeeze! Lost of women enjoy doing that and, the guy being encarcerated, he obviously needed gratification. In the spirit of the season, I think she did a very charitable thing.

Anonymous said...

Is this one of these "no harm" crimes? We seem to anxious to toss people in jail for pretty superficial problems.

Silicone Alley said...

Here's some information that was passed on to me...

Bungee jumping is like getting a blow job from an ugly chick... It feels great but HOLYSHIT dont look down.

Anonymous said...

bleech

Anonymous said...

She could not resist his suave charm.

It was that magical once-in-a-lifetime combination when the stars were all aligned. Bombs, whole body tatoos, male pattern baldness and New Years Eve.

Anonymous said...

Thanks 1:46

Anonymous said...

I'm having trouble finding a victim here.

Anonymous said...

The VICTIM is we as a society. We have become so blah blah blah yada yada yah. And let me tell you another...

Anonymous said...

If you're in jail, you "consent" to a lot of things you'd rather not because the guards, etc. have total control and can make your life even more of a living hell. Just because this guy said OK does NOT mean he wanted to do this. In that situation, an inmate may consent in order to avoid other retributions, etc. Same basis as for why a college professor can go to jail doing the same to a 20 year old student that "consents".

Jarhead said...

Yo, ho, blow the man down.

Anonymous said...

We failed that poor, dumpy, little, fat chick. A heart of gold I bet and look where she has to go to find a little lovin.

Anonymous said...

I bet she's actually the nurse. 90% chance she will lose her license for this. Regardless, I wouldn't throw away everything I have to GET a bj much less give one!