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1.25.2008

What The?


You know, I never post pictures of dogs, cats, or anything else that isn't human. I'm better than that. But I couldn't stop looking at this thing. The fangs. The eyes. The fingers. The fingernails. The little baby. It's like I'm paralyzed by this thing.

Now this will probably become to me what the weird rabbit was to Donnie Darko. See ya in my dreams.

49 comments:

Denney Crane said...

Where can I get one of these?

Anonymous said...

For such a vicious reputation chupacabras can be surprisingly gentle mothers.

Jarhead said...

It looks like Susan Estrich.

That is the creepiest damn thing I've ever seen.

Silicone Alley said...

What kind of kinky website were you on BG?

House of R & R said...

Thank You for scaring the Sh*t outa me! WTF is that!

Anonymous said...

How about a REAL Photoshop challenge---try to make Hillary purty.....

Anonymous said...

WTF?

crappieraider said...

Move that nasty looking thing to the bottom of the page.

Anonymous said...

I fear some of the Abilene rabbits may have survived the slaughter. . . and mutated. They are coming for you BG.

Noevadeaux said...

Like this, 4:25PM? 11th picture down.....copy and paste the link. I know you can do it.

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3333409

There's more Hillary stuff. You've just got to scroll down.

We laughed our arses off this morning over this whole thread.

I love the Bette Davis with Marty Feldman eyes photoshop!

Come on, I know some of y'all can do it......best have high speed internet though!

Anonymous said...

That's my Aunt and cousin. They live in Chico, Texas.

House of R & R said...

Take it OFF! PLEASE! You can drool over it on your own.. in private!

Anonymous said...

lol at 4:18's chupacabra comment

Anonymous said...

Your aunt is your cousin???

Oh. Chico.

nuf said

Anonymous said...

It's soooo cute. Look what a good little mom it is. I want one. What a great friend for my Chupacabra.

gern blansten said...

they remind me of the two anial puppets on the old quiznos sandwich ads!

Anonymous said...

Is this Britney's new look?

Anonymous said...

I heard these varmits were found in a field outside of Stevenville last week.
Speaking of Hillary, I kind of throw up in my mouth a little when I hear Hillary and poll in the same sentence. Uaagghh, gotta go...

Anonymous said...

What's an anial?

Anonymous said...

Did not know Ann Coulter had any children. And grandchildren.

Anonymous said...

Look, it's Keith Olberman and his teen boyfriend!

Anonymous said...

Back up and try again there 4:14 good buddy. Quips to be humorous generally need an ounce of truth, but possibly more importantly need to make sense. Count the number of subjects in the picture,then work on a better structured comment. We'll sit back and wait.
PS Anyone who knows who Ann Coulter is knows she's nothing if not hot so it will be hard to pull off where you're trying to go with this one, but give it a try!

Anonymous said...

Something like this 4:14.


Bill and Hillary Clinton fully support Chelsea's decision to pose nude with their first grandchild.

Anonymous said...

A bonus offering.

A shocking, previously unreleased photo of a teenage Hillary Rodham posing nude with her illegitimate love child threatens to derail her bid for the U.S. presidency.

This example bears the marks of a fairly good quip. It's reasonably well structured, coherent and highlights actual similarities between the subjects,(bucktoothiness,ugliness etc.) It's also kind of funny because, who would want to see Hillary naked in ANY context! But here you are forced to think of her that way,so HAW-HAW.

mzchief said...

On her BEST day after HOURS in a make-up chair Ann Coulter is fortunate to look like a goofy, lantern jawed, horse faced hag.

Anonymous said...

Effort #3

In an effort to garner support from the hispanic community, Hillary Clinton has conceived an infant with a chupacabra. Mother and child can be seen nude on this months Vanity Fair cover.

This one is designed to ply on the facts that Clinton would do anything to accomplish her political ambitions and the legendary chupacabra seems to inhabit mostly spanish speaking areas and she is just about as ugly as the creature we're referencing. Oh well, you get the idea.

Anonymous said...

Here's a freebie if you have to stick with the Ann Coulter idea.


Despite efforts by the Ann Coulter camp to quell rumors she has an illigetimate grandchild, a photo has recently surfaced of a young mother who bears a striking resemblance to the controversial commentator.

You still can't overcome the fact she's anything but ugly,but one along these lines might appeal to people who have a pathological hatred of EVERYTHING about her.

Nurturing Father said...

Why does everyone assume it's a mother? Why couldn't it be a father?

Anonymous said...

Ok. Did not know Ann Coulter had a daughter with a single GrandChild. One Grandchild. Not GrandChildren. Just a GrandChild. Like in uno. Just one. Not more than one, just one. One GrandChild that resembles anonomohoe 7:56. Work fo yo 749?

Jarhead said...

I don't care what you think about Ann Coulter's politics, but any red blooded American male or female would have to admit that she is far an away much better looking that any female pundit or candidate the left-wingers have to offer...

Oddly enough, the Democrat males always seem to be more handsome and well groomed than the Republicans... must be the $300 haircuts.

Anonymous said...

Here's an excerpt of an actual conversation between Mzchief and some friends over breakfast at IHOP.
Oh my God,do you know is sooo attractive,I cant' believe she doesn't get the respect she deserves? Sandra Bullock! Oh I know,she is so smart and pretty,nothing at all like all those Hollywood bimbos.I bet she's nice in real life,she seems so down to earth. But she is sooo underappreciated! She has such an, uhm,I don't know a natural beauty, like uhm, Eleanor Roosevelt!!
I've come to learn people are going to believe what they want to believe, but it still surprises that they will see what they want to see.

Anonymous said...

Good point 10:17, but I thought it looked like a girl monster.

Anonymous said...

ZIIIING-POW!!!

Anonymous said...

I've heard Ann Coulter literally called just about everything under the sun, but ugly.

Anonymous said...

How will that hillbilly ever play the banjo holding that baby thing.

mzchief said...

If ANY guy can look at this photo or this photo of Ann Coulter and think Coulter is anything but FUGLY is clearly into skinny dudes.

Incidentally, I think Sandra Bullock is just another wide mouthed Plain Jane brunette much like Julia Roberts with the exception that Julia Roberts has talent. As far as I am concerned Aishwarya Rai is the World's most beautiful woman. Unlike some of you pant leg humping, boy dogs on a short chain, I have NEVER found horse faced, stringy haired blondes the likes of Ann Coulter or Jennifer Anniston anything but DOUBLE ugly.

Jarhead said...

I'll admit, MZ, that the ear in the one photo is a bit... elvish. I had a LOTR flashback there for a second.

Even at her ugliest, however, Ann is better than Theresa Heinz-Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Janet Reno, etc, etc.

We have Bo Derek ~ the original "10." No man over 30 can argue with that one. She's definately worth humping a leg over!

anonymouse said...

anonyass 1:14..I was sooo going to make fun of you...but I refuse to make fun of special ed kids. I'll let you get by THIS time, bitch.

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

if you EVER needed proof of MZCHIPHS insanity, look no further than this quote...

"I have NEVER found horse faced, stringy haired blondes the likes of Ann Coulter or Jennifer Anniston anything but DOUBLE ugly."

Anyone who cannot recognize that Jennifer Aniston is Big-H Little-ot has slipped realms of sanity.

And for all you sweet cleans...

http://inglessi.googlepages.com/jennifer_aniston_1440x900.jpg

Anonymous said...

Ann Coulter is really a Darling of The Republican Party. Very mean spirited, vicious, and just makes crap up. Made up crap is truth to Conservatives (IE: swiftboaters). The more outrageous the crap is, the more Conservatives consider it true. Anybody that seriously thinks Ann is a "hottie" and is a sexy woman must really be fans of "BrokeBack Mountain" and are repressing homosexual tendencies. Ann looks more like a horny transvestite than a woman. To see a picture of her naked would render a large bottle of Viagra useless. Well, Rush and his Viagra might be an exception, If he has not oxycontin'ed up so much that it is like "soft money." Ditto Ditto Pilldo Dildo Head!

Anonymous said...

10:56 thank you for a wonderful post that demonstrates essentially every argumentive error a person could engage in while simultaneously providing a sample of a true rant. It was beautiful how devolved into absolute,complete jibberish,beautiful.

Anonymous said...

Men obviously tend to view people differently than women. We see what's on the inside not just physical appearance. Ann Coulter is a good case in point. Yeah she's pretty but when you add how smart,strong,politically savvy and quick witted she is you get hot. Maybe not in the hottest of hot ranks, but she definitely is in the category of hotdom.

Anonymous said...

MZ my dear, I checked that girl out and other than a tad on the skinny side, you are right she is quite beautiful. However I don't know enough about her for a determination of hotality,I mean I don't even know if she can cook.

Anonymous said...

10:56 say to yourself,"I will not sound crazy" three times slowly before you speak it will help.

ander said...

Is Ann Colter physically attractive (in a "horse-y" sort of way)? Yes, I think she is. I have my doubts about the portrait she keeps in her attic, however.

Anonymous said...

Latest kid, recent surgery ... MICHAEL JACKSON?

. said...

And a Big Thank You To You 8:13!!!
That went exactly as planned, glad you were smart enough to pick up on it. You must be Extremely Conservative to be that observative.
"I will not sound crazy! I will not sound crazy! I will not sound crazy!" "Slowly."
Sorry 8:41, I am still crazy. Not sane like you are. Hell, I must be Republicun. sorry about that.

Anonymous said...

.said, whoever said I was sane?

. said...

I just thought maybe you were the only sane one of the bunch, but hell, if not, we do have fun.