1.25.2008

And Another


This is a tough one because the story doesn't list what she is alleged to have done (other than "sexual battery.") But she's got kind of a smirk on her face that's a little bit sexy. That sways my vote.

Verdict: Give her probation.

Next case.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Barry, Can you explain the law on having double A batteries that are used for sex being against the law without charging for billable hours? I'm confused and certainly don't want to end up on your blog with my pic being judged whether I'm hot or not and whether I should only get probation.

Snively Whiplash said...

It's a simple case of assault with a friendly weapon ... a misdemeanor in Mississippi.

Anonymous said...

She reminds me of my first grade teacher, but back then my only thrill was when I got that funny feeling when I got to climb the rope at recess.

Anonymous said...

SPECIAL NOTICE TO ALL HORNY FEMALE TEACHERS: Tell those boys to NEVER snitch to their parents!!(It worked for me.) Bottom line is that it's the fault of the little traitor and over-reactomg parents.

Anonymous said...

Don't Bogard that in the joint.

Anonymous said...

I would take a hit at that.

rex the wonder dog said...

When it's OK to snitch.

Teacher says to the kid, "I have to end having sex with you because I have found an adult lover who really hammers me good!"

Kid says, "I want more...lots more! If you end it, I will snitch to my folks."

Teacher, "You wouldn't dare, you little p***k! I will flunk all your grades."

Kid walks away smirking...

LOL!!

Anonymous said...

Two thots:
1. Is this teacher/student thing (either male or female or both) more prevalent now than the past? I just don't recall the issue more than 10 years ago.
2. Probation for her, sure. However, what would happen if it was a Black teacher/white kid? A Black kid/white teacher? Betcha there would be a much bigger deal. Maybe even national news reporters all over the place.

Anonymous said...

Bogart numbskull.

Denney Crane said...

Am I the only one that thinks she kicked the little thug in the cahoneys...probably after he made an inappropriate, aggressive advance...

goober said...

"Bogard is a science teacher at the Center for New Opportunities on Pass Road;"

Sounds to me like she was just following the curriculum for the institution for which she taught, New Opportunities in Anatomy and Physiology.
CASE DISMISSED!

Anonymous said...

The arrest Friday of Bogard, a former Biloxi High student leader and Shrimp Bowl queen!

I love going back to the shrimp bowl...

Forrest

Anonymous said...

Many people don't notice the small print on Vibrators.

WARNING: Minors are forbidden to purchase or change batteries in these devices under penalty of law. PENAL CODE 69.69

Anonymous said...

Spank her and send her home!

Anonymous said...

I think you must have had a "thing" for one (some) of your teachers, Barry. You seem to have some kind of obsession for teachers who are caught having a relationship with a student. Or, could it be that you WISH you HAD snitched.

Anonymous said...

How come we don't do weekly motorcycle deaths anymore?

Anonymous said...

Because of the profession now requiring teachers to ram a socialistic test down kids throat that is designed make them look equal on paper, take impossible cues from administrators, parents who don't have a clue, and the sorry salaries they are paid in comparison to others in the professional world with the same amount of education, is it no wonder that the education profession is attracting such kinds of people? You still have your glorified volunteers in the profession that really do want to make a difference, they are falling victim to the straightjacket that legislators are increasingly tightening on them.