8.31.2007

From The Onion

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19 comments:

Pseudonym said...

Congratulations Texas!

You know in Canada we rehabilitate convicted killers and teach them new trades like school crossing guards and supermarket packers. Come to thing of it maybe thats why parents drive their kids to school and pack their own groceries.

Anonymous said...

And these people are probably registered voters. God help us.

Anonymous said...

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Denney Crane said...

Pseuy,

What would ya'll charge us to rehabilitate and keep our killers? You should write your politicians...our state would probably cut a deal with Canada. It costs an absolute fortune to execute people here. I mean, think about it, ya'll could be a shining example to the world.

DC

Anonymous said...

11:57

You might want to find out a little more about The Onion.

Pseudonym said...

Denney,

I think you people are already on the right track just the process is too slow. Only 400 executed in 31 years is grossly inefficient. Remove all the bureaucracy like due process of law. I'm sure the courts in Texas have more important things to deal with than murderers. Also humame execution is an oxymoron. A bullet in the head is cheaper and works just the same.

Anonymous said...

1:50, You might want to find out a little bit more about registered voters. Those idiots almost elected Gore and Kerry.

Anonymous said...

I think murder victims should testify and tell their side of it. But they never show up. Same for aborted people...I'm tired of only hearing the abortion opinions of people whose mothers allowed them to live. Let's hear from some of those that got aborted, can we please? Just once?

Denney Crane said...

Some of us choose not to be victimized. If that means killing someone to protect myself or my family, I won't think twice. If someone abuses or kills someone I love, I will not depend on our justice system to rehabilitate or punish the individual(s).

I probably don't qualify as a civilized human being. As a matter of fact, I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that many people on this blog would have no problem swearing I am insane...perfect defense...

I very curious ast to why anyone from a Shangri La society like Canada would be interested in Texas politics and government. Do you want the US to give up being a democracy and become a socialist nation such as Canada?

Texans want to know what Canadians think of Texas! We want to be just like you! We're moving to Canada in droves! Everyone's crossing the border to get out of this inhumane state!

It's a very simple warning...signs are posted all over the state... the state government runs ads on all the local TV stations...
"DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!" and, up until Rick Perry, we meant it!

Anonymous said...

denny - I'm a Texan and I'm embarrassed by your red-neck idiocy. Your knowledge of Canada is only exceeded by your ignorance of what it means to be American. It must be your mad cow disease.

Pseudonym said...

Yikes! I must have missed the revolution. When did we lose our democratically-elected government?

TXsharon said...

8:14 Speaks for me.

However, crane lost me on this issue when he said that the death penalty deters crime.

Denney Crane said...
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Denney Crane said...

I so want to be a Canadian...anonomously though...

wordkyle said...

well, one thing that can be said about the death penalty is that the recidivism rate is zero.

"In Texas, if you kill somebody, we will kill you back." -- the philosopher from Fritch.

Anonymous said...

denny, I'm confident you know darned little of what being a democracy means. And you demonstrate that you, too, don't know the difference between "your" and “you're." Pathetic that you don't even realize how your posts demonstrate your (deficient) level of education and critical thinking skills.

Denney Crane said...

It's also pathetic that with your higher education level and critical thinking ability, you only critique my spelling ability...and anonymously at that.

Why hide from everyone? Are you afraid I may make you look foolish? If you remain anonymous, that's all you will ever be... If you remain Canadian, mind your own damn business... >:O hehe

Denney Crane

Anonymous said...

But he reads The Onion. 'Nuff said.

Denney Crane said...

_Is Canada a democracy? Really? Thats what they say about Venezuala, Russia and North Korea...

8:14 PM Reality is far beyond the facts given by a biased media and the current events that allow your compassion. I'm embarrased that your logic is only exceeded by your ignorance and world peace mentality.

Sharon, you were lost long before I came along... go back and drink your Kool Aid...

I'm wrong = our inhumanity
You're wrong = our annialation

Kindest personal regards,

Denney Crane