8.29.2007

I Appreciate . . .


. . . any girl that can take a shirt and wear it as a dress. It shows she's sexy and frugal. I mean, honestly, she doesn't have to spend any money on a skirt. And she's probably the kind of girl that clips coupons.

Uh, more of Britney in the outfit (yep Britney) is here.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

I take up for Britney every chance I get, but I'm slowly distancing.

Anonymous said...

Have you discussed this fixation with your psychologist?

Anonymous said...

Barry,
Please post her address...I'm going to Wal Mart to buy the girl some underwear.

Anonymous said...

I'm quickly distancing--yuck.

Denney Crane said...

She's still not wear much, if any, underwear... hehe

goober said...

What a deranged slut.

Anonymous said...

If she walked around like that in a Minnesota airport restroom, would she be arrested? Why not? Maybe the Congressman should have taken his pants and drawers off, leaving just his dress shirt, and strolled out of the men's room as such.

Anonymous said...

Thunder thighs.

Anonymous said...

Honestly, that may be worse than the pics showing her chain smoking while driving and holding the baby in the front seat. I think that she has tipped the scales from "trailerpark" to "in need of institutionalization".

Anonymous said...

I think she stopped on the corner and beat some hooker out of her clothes...or she's still trying to shop in the petite section.

Anonymous said...

You know, I'm gonna pop into this here store and buy me some pants. Oh, look, I can see mah tushers in the door glass! Look how cute my tushers are! That's hot! Oh, I can't say that -- that socialist Paris says that. I'm gone have to get me some tradermark sayin' too. Um, like, "I'm fun!" or mebbe, "Ding dang!" Yah! Ding dang! Ding Dang!! And there's the paperozzis, yay! I'm gone be on Barry's Blog again today. I do loves me that Barry, y'all!

Love me this green pockerbook -- it's so gigoontic. Oh, heckers, ding dang! I still got Jayden's pooty diaper in thar! Shoot! PeeeeAeeeeeee U! Oh, hell, Sean's diaper's in thar too! I'll just buy me some perfume in here! I better text nanny and see what the boo boos are havin' fer vittles. Might have to git some drive thru on the way home! Ding dang! Yup, I lurrrrv it!

Anonymous said...

Whiskey Tango.

Anonymous said...

I believe, that most USamericans do not have a map as large as her ass.

Anonymous said...

1:00 - think you have it pegged...Barry has a fetish for this woman..........wonder why?.....she is WAY too young for him......

good points 1:13 - we should all distance ourselves from Barry and this.........

.........is our BG going through a normal mid life crisis?

andurpointis said...

I have had dreams like this, where I am walking down the street and realize that I have forgotten to get dressed! Do you think this could be her problem? hmmmm, on second thought, I think she is just pure white trash with money.

Anonymous said...

Did anybody notice she is holding hands with a black guy? You know what they say, "when you go black you don't go back".

PURE WHITE TRASH!

moma247 said...

What? No one else has gone out for the day and then realized they forgot to put their pants on?

Anonymous said...

That is some quick access clothes. Just think how many times she bends over while shopping. Lewd in public would be my charge.

Anonymous said...

She needs to move to Newark.