5.21.2007

The Sheriff's Office is P.O.'d


They have just released this photo in connection with the fire at Twin Hills Restaurant. That, as you may recall, seriously damaged the available catfish and hush puppies in this county. The deputies are not pleased.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why would they think Jesus was responsible for the fire!

Anonymous said...

HATE THE SIN NOT THE SINNER

Anonymous said...

You, know, that was the BEST catfish around! You didn't have to go to Oklahoma, etc. I miss that place.

Anonymous said...

on behalf of all the catfish eaters in Wise County, LETS CATCH THAT SON OF A B*&^H

mzchief said...

Connie made the World's GREATEST bread pudding with whiskey sauce. The jambalaya was always AWESOME. Twin Hills is SORELY missed.

Anonymous said...

3:08, how do you know what Jesus looked like? Nobody does. All the imagery of Jesus you've ever seen comes only from the imaginations of authors and illustrators over many hundreds of years. He's tall, he's white, he's strikingly handsome. Straight from central casting. Sells more Bibles that way. Truth is, we have no clue what Jesus looked like. We're just all too loopy to stop for a minute and think, "hey..what the heck? How do we know Jesus looked like that?" But, his cartoon self is bound to show up in some mashed potatoes or a dirty window somewhere soon. And millions of believers will kneel in awe of the image that appears to be the imaginary face of Jesus even though we have no clue. Chances are that the image we've come to think is what Jesus looked like is probably a self portrait of the first guy who sat down and tried to draw a picture of Jesus.

Anonymous said...

But, on the upside, that's less fat on the hips and thighs of all the tubs of goo walking around in Wise County.

Anonymous said...

Goodness, 4:19, I hope you feel better after getting that off your chest.

Anonymous said...

4:19 You'll get to see what he looks like one time and the next thing you smell won't be catfish frying.

Anonymous said...

4:19...I guessed you missed the humor in my post. I was simply stating this guy looks like what we have been led to believe Jesus looks like and I could care less what he looks like because I am going to hell anyway (if it exists).

I really do not understand how you took my post and turned it in to what you responded with. I think any human with half a brain has already made the same acertation you made in your post about the image of Jesus, only difference is most people came to that epiphany when they were about 10 years old.

PS-- To all fans of Twin Hills food....get out of Wise County and have a meal once in a while, that food was simply atrocious. This guy did us all a big favor!!

Annie Jokely said...

Yep, that creepy mustache has Fire Starter written all over it.

Anonymous said...

1) I haven't the foggiest who he looks like.

2) Yes, it had some really good food.

3) The restaurant was closed before the fire.

4) The Sheriff's office isn't nearly as PO'd as I am. I've been getting phone calls (land line) for Jesse Cahill since I moved to Wise County approximately 10 years ago. No, I've never met him and actually thought it was a woman. Does anyone know if there's more than one in the county with this name?

5) I have also gotten calls on my cell phone recently from several different individuals trying to contact the same person. (The most recent one from Canada.) I feel much better about this one. The person they're looking for is pastor of a church here in Wise county. Hope this tips the balance a little in my favor.

Anonymous said...

I like to think of Jesus as singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with an angel band , and I’m in the front row, and I’m hammered drunk……

Anonymous said...

Ya'll aren't supposed to be eating farm fed fish these days - their food has been contaminated with that stuff imported from China - same as the dog food.