5.24.2007

Pete Delkus Has Nothing On Me

--Edit @ 12:48 p.m.: Hey, Jacksboro. Duck! --Edit @ 1:31 p.m.: Hey, Bridgeport. I predict rain. Hard. Now. --Edit @ 2:09 p.m.: In Decatur, it's as dark as a prosecutor's soul. --Edit @ 2:20 p.m.: NWS issues a "severe thunderstorm warning" for Erath County as heard on WBAP. No mention of Wise County. NWS is apparently on crack. --Edit @ 2:27 p.m.: Lord is striking Decatur with "great vengeance and furious anger" --Edit @ 2:53 p.m.: Confirmed that it's raining on the just and the unjust --Edit @ 4:01 p.m.: Tapering off. Emergency over. Take us to DEFCON 5.

13 comments:

comment4U said...

**Nothing to do w/weather post**

I cannot believe your EBAY ID name is "bu-bear."

Anonymous said...

Barry is a closet furry, c4u.

Anonymous said...

Sir how dare you compare yourself to the great, great Pete Delkus, Greg Fields yes Mr. Delkus no sir.

Anonymous said...

I KNOW Pete Delkus, and you sir, are no Pete Delkus.

Anonymous said...

WBAP at 2:20PM. You listen to Rush? I'm impressed.

Anonymous said...

i did not have sex with that woman, ms lewinsky.

Anonymous said...

RUSH...Absolutely Yes! That Geddy Lee is really talented.

goober said...

Edit 2:49 : Storm has passed Alvord/Union Hill/Pella; life goes creeping by as before.

Anonymous said...

I thought Quiznos only served sandwiches sir.

Anonymous said...

Dark as a prosecutor's soul??

Anonymous said...

You are too funny Bu-Bear.

Anonymous said...

And to think, that didn't even interrupt all our TV shows with worthless warnings! Good work, Barry!

Anonymous said...

Your right Bu-Bear. Pete has nothing on you. He has a full head of hair.