5.23.2007

Male Patterned Baldness


Man, I have had two or three people tell me that I'm getting "thin on top." After a few decades of clean living and long flowing locks, I think I'm beginning to lose my hair.

And, IT IS FREAKING ME OUT.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

it is a sex linked gene. if your mother;s father was bald ,l you have a 50% chance having it.
do you feel lucky?
have you gotten lucky lately?

Anonymous said...

hey you never see marble tops on cheap furniture

Anonymous said...

It's just the republican driven government waging war on your hairline.

Anonymous said...

Just shave it and start working out. Be a big ass pumped up Mr. Clean looking mofo. You'll intimidate everyone in the courtroom. Everyone will be like "Oh shit, there's Barry!"

goober said...

Uh, Barry, there one other issue. Are you aware of "shrinkage"?

Anonymous said...

Try a comb-over!

comment4U said...

You could trade the Viagra for Rogaine? LOL

The Devil said...

Take your Viagra and Rogaine tablets and grind with a pestal and mortar, cut this mix with weight loss tablets and add to your favorite marijuana brownie recipe....this way you will be horny, hairy, hyped, hungry, and hopefully happy!

Anonymous said...

4:59 I don't know about that. Last time someone had a shaved head and was a big bad ass Mr. Clean looking mofo here in WIse County his lover tried to kill his wife.......

Uhhh, wait a minute....Bu Bear.. you don't have a wife.....

My bad. Go for it.

Grim Sleeper said...

Get some 5mg Proscar (used for treating an enlarged prostate) Get yourself a pill-cutter and divide into quarters. Proscar is the exact same drug as Propecia. I've been taking it for a few years, and have had great results.