Topics On "The Ticket" This Morning

- Should "stay at home" moms [grammar corrected] have maids?

- Weren't gym scoreboards interesting as a kid? If we traveled to some big school (Burleson, Azle, etc.) it was always intimidating because they would have a state of the art scoreboard. Then you'd travel to some beaten down school district and find the scoreboard with half its lights burnt out ("is that a 1' or a '7'"?)

- And then the story of a U2 concert where Bono asked the crowd complete silence. He then began clapping his hands in four second intervals and, at the end of a minute, proclaimed, "Every time I clapped my hands, a child died in Africa." Which prompted a lone voice from the audience to yell, "Then stop clapping!" (Probably urban legend, but funny.)