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3.02.2007

If . . .


. . . you are a school principal and the cops come to arrest you for selling meth at school AND they find you in your office naked AND watching gay porn WHILE being in possession of sex toys . . .

THEN . . .

. . . it is safe to conclude your life has gone horribly wrong at some point.

(Story.)

26 comments:

Pseudonym said...

So when are you suggesting he crossed the line? He should have left his sex toys at home and not brought them into the workplace? Or was it when he accepted a job as a school principal?

Think Frustrated said...

That is te story of the year.

He's a Middle School Principal who:

1. Sells drugs out of his office.
2. Smokes those drugs in his office with the pipe the police found.
3. Watched gay porn
4. Completely naked
5. With sex toys

It doesn't get better than that.

Anonymous said...

in Bethlehem.....things have gone downhill since the birth of the baby jesus.

Anonymous said...

I would say he's from the wonderful town of Newark but only 1.4% of the population went to college. Proven fact actually.

Anonymous said...

Was he on his lunch break?

Anonymous said...

Methamphetamine - $75.00.
Pipe and other paraphanelia - $48.32.
Gay porn videotape and sex toys - $64.89.

Getting caught naked while enjoying all of the above - priceless!

Anonymous said...

So much for the happy ending.

Pseudonym said...

The sign outside the school is priceless. Right here

Anonymous said...

Well I would take my kids out of school! I mean blogers say that's why they don't go to church because of some preacher etc...

So lets take all our kids out the schools right?

Anonymous said...

What's the big deal, I'm doing all that in my office right now.

Anonymous said...

Good Lord 2:58
School is a little different than Church. Quit acting like a smartass bible thumper.

mzchief said...

To anonyNOTHING 2:58...
The reason I do NOT ascribe to ANY religion has NOTHING to do with the preacher/mullah/priest/rabbi and the like it has EVERYTHING to do with the NONSENSE they pump into the heads of people seeking to KNOW God. The fact I disagree with the NONSENSE schools pump into the heads of students is the REASON I elected to home school my son, who just so happened to score 1550 on his SAT (1600 is PERFECT) thus enabling him to receive a FULL scholarship to the out of state university of HIS choice.

My point being, PERHAPS for SOME people, following the herd and eating the CRAP being feed to the herd is NOT always the BEST choice.

mzchief said...

typo repair kit
feed = fed

I broke a fingernail the other day and now my typing speed and rhythm is WAY off.

Anonymous said...

Well where is the out cry? Im telling you if it was a woman teacher everybody would want to see her pic right? If she is hot then its ok! But if it's a preacher well.

But I forgot im on a liberal blog so its ok trash Christians because they have no rights!

It's fuuny that everyone has an opinion expect a Christian.
3:13 explain the difference ok

And mzchief
You know their is a God
His name is Jesus

Anonymous said...

School is mandatory. Organized religion is not.

mzchief said...

To anonyNOTHING 8:08...
I SOOOOO know there is God that I do NOT need the magical myths and fables created by MAN made religions to KNOW God.

Religions are soooooooo caught up in people having FAITH in their RELIGION that they FAIL to teach that a person need ONLY have TRUE FAITH in GOD to KNOW God.

If people OBJECTIVELY studied MORE than JUST the text (Bible/Koran/Torah) of their chosen religion they would KNOW that MODERN religions as well as ANCIENT religions were devised to control the population and give hope that there is something BETTER awaiting them AFTER their current craptastic life. Ignorant people NEEDED to believe there was SOMETHING else controlling their lives OTHER than themselves and/or the self-serving bastards who were their masters/leaders. They had NO means of comprehending the FACT that dysentery was caused by a microbe and NOT the wrath of whatever god/God they pissed off by NOT doing the bidding of whatever god/God so they NEEDED to believe it was "God's Will".

Here is SOMETHING to think about. Let us pretend there is NOTHING more than a LOOOOOONG dirt nap awaiting humans after death. THAT alone is an EXCELLENT reason to LIVE an EXCELLENT life and take REALLLLLLY good care of yourself. However, there IS something AFTER this life which is an EXCELLENT reason to LIVE an EXCELLENT life and take REALLLLLY good care of yourself. Either way there is NO reason OTHER than ignorance and sloth for people to be enduring a craptastic existence.

By the way...God does NOT want people to give money to their church so their CHURCH can go out and help those less fortunate. God wants YOU to PERSONALLY reach out and help EVERYONE you encounter who is less fortunate. How many of YOU CHURCHIES have BOTHERED to pick up a child's "Dear Santa" letter from the post office? How many of YOU churchies have bothered to stop by a local nursing home and take your already read magazines to a random patient? How many of YOU churchies mow an elderly person’s yard when you mow or have Pedro mow yours? How many of YOU churchies run errands for an elderly neighbour? How many of YOU churchies drop your $50. - $100. in the offering plate and BELIEVE you have filled your OBLIGATION to help those less fortunate because that is what your RELIGION tells you that is ALL God expects of YOU? If you TRULY look into YOUR own soul YOU know God expects MORE from humans. THUS my point. ALL any human who wishes to TRULY KNOW God need do is LOOK within their OWN soul and they will KNOW the TRUE will of God.

Nevertheless, there have ALWAYS been and more than likely will ALWAYS be those people who REQUIRE the mysticism and magic of myths and fables to BELIEVE in God. If that is what it takes for THEM to feel closer to God then that is what THEY should do. However, CHURCHIES are going waaaaayyyyy out on a limb when they DARE claim that by worshipping Jesus they are on the ONLY "right path" because that is EXACTLY the claim made by people who followed and worshipped Anubis, Zeus, Vishnu, Buddha, Mohammad, Xenu, etc...

Just in case it ESCAPED your notice, I BELIEVE the reason CHURCHIES are referred to as a "flock" is because they are SHEEPLE.

PERHAPS you would be well served the NEXT time you decide to declare someone WRONG for NOT having elected to BELIEVE like you to STOP and for once THINK that it could be because UNlike you THEY have made an INFORMED decision.

mzchief said...

To anonyNOTHING 7:28...
In the United States "School" is NOT "mandatory" but EDUCATION is. It is easy to understand how you could be confused and that "school" is the same as "education". MUCH of the public education system within the United States operates under the SAME misconception. All anyone need do is see how many corrupt and unqualified people reach the HIGHEST levels of the public education system to KNOW I am correct.
*;)

Anonymous said...

mzchief , go change your 'rag'. for pete's sake , noone gives a crap about your beliefs or opinion. you've gotta be pms'n . to rag on and on and on about 'your beliefs and your god. your god sucks. and so do you. shut up and go to hell

Anonymous said...

mzchief sucks black snakes!!!

Pseudonym said...

Mzchief, your comments are longer than Barry's posts. You are going to embarrass the poor guy.

By the way, I hear Pete Doherty is a potential replacement for the principal. :)

Pseudonym said...

here is the next principal

Anonymous said...

I'll show up at Chili's in Decatur and give one thousand dollars in cash to anyone that can post on this blog the passage in the Bible that says people should go to church. In fact, the Bible says (and says it in a couple different places) that the one place NOT to go looking for God is in a temple built for God by man's hand. I'm serious about the cash. But don't bother, you'll only find that the Bible says nothing about going to church and instead basically says steer clear.

Anonymous said...

He just wanted to get caught - now he can be the top porn star principal - a first?

It's America - the land of the free and the brave......

....and full of nuts like this guy.

Anonymous said...

This guy is a registered Democrat. Check it out.

mzchief said...

To pseudonym...
I was aware my comment MIGHT stretch the attention span of a FEW of the blog readers however, I NEVER gave thought to it being a problem for you. I had NEVER before thought of Canadians as intellectual light weights.

Trust me when I say, Barry has done MUCH more to embarrass himself than I could EVER contemplate.
*;)

mzchief said...

To anonyNOTHING 2:36...
In light of how much you CLAIM to dislike me I am AMAZED that you would invite me to spend ETERNITY with YOU in Hell.
*LOL@U*

To anonyNOTHING 2:41...
Not EVERYONE is in the SAME line of work as YOU.
*LOL@U*