2.28.2007

More Than 1 In 4 Women . . .


. . . have the HPV virus. In other news, Elisha Cuthbert defeats the HPV virus with an iron. Or not.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think you are enjoying the HPV virus a little bit too much there Barry!

Shane Rollins said...

No, likely she was kidnapped by the HPV

TXsharon said...

And each woman who has it received it from a man!

Anonymous said...

Totally misleading. Majority of the HPV virus strains cause no symptoms, basically a non-issue for vast majority of those "1 in 4" No different than the bacteria we keep under our fingernails, in our mouths, etc. It is a tiny subset of the "1 in 4" that will contract one of the strains that becomes noticeable. And most of those will experience only minor inconveniences. It's an even smaller group within the smaller group that will develop something more serious. So in the end, it is a very, very small percentage of women that have to deal with HPV. And "getting around" a lot is the way to collect enough different strains to increase the likelihood of getting a bad one. So for most women who practice a degree of restraint and selectivity in their private lives, this is not an issue.

Gleemonex said...

I'm glad they're showing the truth in that photo -- most women, if not all, do the ironing in their brassieres and nothing else. I certainly do. It's time to end the fascist bull**** media representations of women ironing fully clothed -- stand up and speak out!

Anonymous said...

I dated a women who had an SUV but we really didn't go very far.

Anonymous said...

TxSheehan, It is better to give than to recieve. Now go get your shot of aluminum and mercury and go fix me a sandwich.

Anonymous said...

New mixed drink! Mix Pabst Blue Ribbon with Smirnoff Vodka, it's called a Pabst Smir!

TXsharon said...

gleemonex & 1:36. LOL!

Anonymous said...

Thanks Sheehan, Now go fix me a sandwich