8.15.2011

Not The Family Cat. Promise.


But the blog post is interesting as to whether it's mutilation or just the result of other animals (as in real animals.)

7 comments:

Uncle Ted said...

Well I don't know where they come from
But they sure do come
I hope they comin' for me
And I don't know how they do it
But they sure do it good
I hope they doin' it for free

They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever

The first time that I got it
I was just ten years old
I got it from some kitty next foor
I went and see the Dr. and
He gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever

It's nothin dangerous
I feel no pain
I've got to ch-ch-change
You know you got it when you're going insane
It makes a grown man cryin' cryin'
Won't you make my bed

I make the pussy purr with
The stroke of my hand
They know they gettin' it from me
They know just where to go
When they need their lovin man
They know I do it for free

They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever

Anonymous said...

THE REAL STORY!
A cat was trapped in a dark alley by a chinese family who just moved here from out of the country. The family was hungry, so they cut the cat up and made cat frys as well as some cat fon doo, but there was no meat on th legs, so they threw them away! A vicious dog dug the legs out of the trash and carried them all the way to the neighbor of Bud Kennedy and realized, I need BBQ sauce to eat this, so he left them on the lawn, only to be pissed off that they were not there when he returned!
TRUE STORY!

Anonymous said...

So, did the city ever decide about Supercop Tom Bishop's vehicle...!?!?!

Anonymous said...

1:48 -
The city doesn't have anything to do with what you're talking about. That is a subject for the COUNTY Commissioners

Anonymous said...

The cat mutilations are a few blocks from my part of town in Preston Hollow. No way these are animals, and Kennedy's an asshat.

Here's one for you: Not sparkly at all.

Anonymous said...

2:35

Ok, whatever... So what did they decide?

Anonymous said...

That he's fabulous!