8.18.2011

It's Football Season In Texas



Hey, I didn't watch all of this, and I suppose there's no way this guy understands "brevity = good".  But this is worthy of a post because (1) Decatur attorney Mark Howell is actually from Knox City, Texas (I have it on good authority that he's about to run this video as a commercial with a new slogan of "Proof I'm A Common Man Lawyer Serving The Common Man" or "I'll Open Up A Can Of Knox City On The Opposition") and (2) I'm not going to let Ty Brickersmith get shorted (51second mark.)

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

The excessive loud breathing is terrifying.

The Secret Police said...

Is that you Jimmy Two Times?

Anonymous said...

Sometimes you are just an idiot.

This is one of those times

Anonymous said...

He is also a huge fan of Dilly Bars...

Anonymous said...

Didn't he get the Obammy memo that calls for civility?

Anonymous said...

If they bring a knife, you bring a gun.

Remote Controller said...

This is Obama's fault

Anonymous said...

So now we know what Danny Balis from the Hardline looks like now.

Anonymous said...

He's great


DF Dan Paul Bayless

Anonymous said...

I kept feeling the need to wipe my face during this....gotta hate imaginary spitum!

Anonymous said...

Remember playing football with the folded paper triangle in school? At leaast he can play by himself by splitting the upright gap in his toothed noggen.

Anonymous said...

That is the mayor Jeff Stanfield.....

Anonymous said...

Were drugs, alcohol and incest involved?

Anonymous said...

He looks so much sexier in the other video he did on the same day.

Anonymous said...

Is that Peevine Day's son? Mark will understand that.

butters said...

Has anyone ever seen The Goonies?

Sloth's younger brother maybe?

Anonymous said...

Kinda gross how you can watch the sweat spread down from his neck in about 3 minutes.

Anonymous said...

Is that you The Secret Police?

Anonymous said...

Our desteeeeny! Time to dominate, annihilate, & assassinate!

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

Hr violates the cardinal rule: never go full on retard.

Double Fake Facebook Person said...

I pine for a "like" button so I could tell 12:02PM I liked their comment.

Anonymous said...

If I can ever get the secret police and remote controller off of me I want this guy to sit on my face.
Rage

GiGi said...

Barry how can you NOT watch the entire thing? Not sure what was more fascinating....his snaggle tooth, his sweaty t-shirt, his googly eyes, or his perfect interpretation of a full on snake handling Appalachian preacher. Plus if you watch to the end you get to see him pose in a close up that is worth the wait.

Anonymous said...

He sound like homer from oh brother where art thou?

Anonymous said...

Is Knox City in Wise County?

Anonymous said...

I went from wanting them to win to wanting them to lose in that 7 minutes. It shows that there is a limit to the pep/spirit talk. Good to know. And you're right, GiGi. Getting to "the smolder" was worth the wait.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone bothered to let Mark Howell know that he left his video camera out and his brother got a hold of it?

Anonymous said...

What an idiot! Get the man some help!