8.15.2011

Wise County Might Want To Consider Killing Cellphones Like San Francisco . . .

. . . once the locals find out that this sign on the courthouse door proves that we don't honor a "If you come to America, learn how to speak English" policy.  There will be rioting in the streets!! Rioting, I tell ya!!!

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sounds like YOU have the issue. It seems like you are just inciting people to racism...

Anonymous said...

It's easier to keep 'em down on the farm when they no savy ingles!

Anonymous said...

Decatur turning into little Mexico!

Triple Fake... said...

the problem isn't that it's in Spanish - it's that the translation doesn't match the English. The Spanish words say "Fresh paint", not wet paint. But then, what would you expect from some bolillo named Sherman?

If county officials were smart, they would post the sign in English only. Then, they could lift the fingerprints after the paint dries, and know that they all came from illegal aliens (and native-born folks too stupid to read signs)

Anonymous said...

I'll be there if they are giving away Fresca by the pint.

The Mexican Authorities said...

Gracias tanto a nuestros buenos amigos en condado Wise. Lo odiamos cuando la pintura consigue en nuestras manos--a menos que cuando usted nos está pagando para pintar.

A generic slacker said...

Hey man, where is the tobacco facility?

Anonymous said...

10:09 What I say to you is What freaking ever! Don't give a crap what you have to say. I don't care what your heritage is!

Anonymous said...

What does that picture have to do with cellphones?

Jack Daniels said...

está spick bienvenido, 10:09

Anonymous said...

At least they didn't have to translate it into nigger-speak...

Anonymous said...

How come my great grandparents had to learn English and abandon their German language? Because they wanted to be Americans and English was the language.

Anonymous said...

Is this your sublte way of organizing a flash mob?

Anonymous said...

What makes you think recent immigrants from Latin America don't want to learn English? Most do in order to get ahead here. BTW - have any of you Wise County people ever been to another country? Most signs are in multiple languages (English included).

Anonymous said...

@1:01, "How come my great grandparents had to learn English and abandon their German language?"

Because they got tired of getting paint on their hands?

Anonymous said...

Good one 4:01. Exactly, if we stop posting the Mexican language they will have to learn English!

Anonymous said...

Press 1 to speak english.

Anonymous said...

I think most of us Texicans should start posting only in Tex-mex.