8.17.2011

Liberally Lean News Across The Nation Report (Garbage Truck and My Favorite Trooper Edition)

In New York, we've got a garbage truck crashing through a building:


In Oregon, we've got a trooper who stops a car for going over 100 mph, finds a couple of star University of Oregon football players in it, asks who has the marijuana because he smells it, hears someone respond, "We smoked it all," and he lets them go without searching the car. Story.


9 comments:

Triple Fake... said...

"Okay, it says here on your application that you were a New York City cab driver for ten years. What special skills can you provide to the city's Sanitation Dept as a salt truck operator in Queens' garbage garage?"
"I know all shortcuts through city. All!"

Triple Fake SNL skit (I'm filling in while they're on summer hiatus)

Anonymous said...

bishop would have nailed their arses!!!!!
(if he would have had his new truck)

Anonymous said...

good for those athletes - we need more police like that one.

Anonymous said...

Decatur PD woulda yanked 'em outta that car and tazes/beat them, and said "That's how WE roll!"

Anonymous said...

good for the police - we need more athletes like those.

Anonymous said...

I can assure you Decatur PD would have taken them in and body cavity searched them while Rex watched.

Anonymous said...

zero tolerance signs prevented this!

Anonymous said...

I think drugs were involved.

Anonymous said...

Why don't you just let us get on down the road, we know Rick Perry!