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11.14.2009

The Evil Empire Comes To Baylor Today To Play A Football Game

I can't watch such carnage. Edit: The Longhorns had to resort to cheating in order to squeak out a 47-14 win.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Grant Teaff always recruited them young. Probably a linebacker from the look in the eyes.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

Could be the upset of the year, Barry. Where's your loyalty to your alma mater???

Anonymous said...

Barry, the Decatur girl's cross country team WON STATE AGAIN!!!

Anonymous said...

The time has come TCU should replace Baylor in the Big 12. Baylor should go Mountain West since they all think their closer to God anyway!
Hook Em Horns! I hope we put some Style points on this one.
Maybe 80-0 would look nice in the record books.

Anonymous said...

FANTASTIC 11:47!
Thanks for letting us know.
Way to go girls!!!!

Anonymous said...

I would stop telling folks I graduated from Baylor as long as you live in Texas.

Anonymous said...

HOOKEM HORNS

Anonymous said...

And carnage it was.

Anonymous said...

11:47, which Decatur girl? Why does she have a team?

Anonymous said...

Headlines are saying US and Russia to begin arms control talks.

Let me guess, this is how it will go with our stuttering and stammering, mentally retarded president saying,"Uh, um, well, I, um, here's the deal we'll destroy all our nukes first, give you 10 billion dollars in cash and gold and I'll kiss your butt in Red Square and give you 30 minutes to draw a crowd. And oversite on your nukes getting destroyed? Who needs it? Oh, UN inspectors to verify our destruction? Why sure- and don't forget, I'm sorry We're American."

Medvedev will then say,"Shut up, retard and finish your Lunchable and then shine mine and Putins boots."

While they both guffaw maniacally like the bad guy character in a James bond movie.

Amiright?

Anonymous said...

A review of the Basic Facts (http://www.dpft.org/marijuana.htm) and Decriminalization : Major Problems and the Lancet lays out a strong case for legalization.

For the federal government to prohibit less dangerous marijuana and essentially grant a protective monopoly to more dangerous alcohol and tobacco must at least raise questions as to whether this violates several of our fundamental values.

Marijuana use is now so common that it is certainly "in the culture" to stay. We have seen the people who now admit to having tried marijuana grow from 32% to 48% in the past 20 years and that percentage will almost certainly grow. This means that all the problems associated with alcohol Prohibition pertain to marijuana prohibition. It also means that the things people imagine might happen are probably baseless since they have already happened without drawing much notice. Meanwhile we have seen marijuana become one of our nation's largest cash crops, apparently the number one cash crop in some states.

Legalize marihoochie TODAY for a brighter Texas tomorrow!

LOL

Anonymous said...

Hook 'em Horns Baby!

Hang in there Bears, one day you'll figure out which end zone you have to run to! LOL!

Texas Longhorns + Evil Empire =
The Almighty Texas Empire!

God it's great to be a Longhorn!

To the above mentioned tacky governmental comments...watch sports and you might find something more exciting to spew about!

GO HORNS! T-E-X-A-S F-I-G-H-T!

Anonymous said...

right Barry....RIGHT!!! Dream on...

Anonymous said...

If obama will let his pilots smoke dope I,ll let my empolyees do the same. Hell I will buy it for his.See how he likes to work with some (medical marihochi smokers)

Anonymous said...

Texas Fight, Texas Fight, BU SUX

BeenThereDoneThat said...

Stay classy longhorns!

....like that could really happen.

Anonymous said...

6:22,

Sounds right to me.

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

Hook 'Em Baby!!!

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Texxxaassssssss FIGHT!!!

Anonymous said...

ya that play changed the outcome of the game........NOT

Anonymous said...

What I'm wondering is this. When I buy herb from my guy in Fort Worth it's always pretty ok and decent on weight.

Howver when I go to Southlake the guy drops the stuff on the table and it's THUNK! And the stuff will knock your pud in the mud.

What's up with this? Rich folks have and do better on everything, so even the magic herb dealers have to compete to round up the quality?

Anonymous said...

6:22, your comment sounds like it was wrote by a retard. No, let me rephrase that. A retard is smarter than that. You are just stupid.

Anonymous said...

10:15----

Speaking of retards, how's them grammer lessens you been tooken?

Repeat after me:

I wrote
He wrote
She has written

Quiz on Friday

Anonymous said...

I rather enjoyed 6:22's little story. But I wish you would quit predicting the future so accurately. It kind of ruins the suspense.

Anonymous said...

Baylor Wins!

Anonymous said...

Baylor shouldn't even be allowed to play Texas, there are high school teams that look better than BU!!

Anonymous said...

No, the correct answer is TU shouldn't be aloud to play Baylor. But every confrence has teams that aren't strong. But UCF, c'mon! TU isn't as good as these people are wanting them to be. LOL January is just around the corner...