11.10.2009

I'm Officially Organizing One For Wise County

"World's Largest Bikini Parade"

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not to be a wet blanket but I'm a little affraid of what the Wise County version of that parade would look like.

Anonymous said...

1.2,1,3,5,2,3,7,5,4,8,4,3,2,5,4,7,8,9,3,3,5,6,7,3,2,2,1
1,2,3,4,8,7,9,5,3,2,4,5,7,8,4,3,6,7,8,9,8,9,3,2,3,4,6,7,2,5,6,7,4,5,6,7,3,6,8,2,4,3,2,2,8,9,2,2,2,1,1,4,5,2,3,

That was hard. I gotta take a breather.

Anonymous said...

CAN you imagen how sick you would get if you saw that many wise co. woman in bikinis !!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Please have it in a remote desolate area of the county. The nudist camp would be perfect. No pics, please.

Anonymous said...

You that are constantly bashing wise co. women....take a look at the wise co. men!

Anonymous said...

I'd bet Barry would rather have a Banana hammock parade instead.

Anonymous said...

Be careful what you wish for, you might get it!

Double Fake Anobiter said...

I thought it said bikini WAX.

Anonymous said...

Cannot wait to see MZ in all her glory. Mmmm mmm good.

Anonymous said...

Too many negros

Anonymous said...

Wise county would have the "Jelly Roll" instead.

Anonymous said...

yea, you better do some importing before you organize that and bann the local women...

Anonymous said...

How about a Gay Lawyer Parade in Wise county instead?

- Your Partner

Anonymous said...

No Fat Chicks or meth whores

KC said...

I don't think the outcome would be as great, but I'm not gonna lie, I'd watch every bit of it.

Anonymous said...

Damn, looks like all of them heifers have all of their teeth

Anonymous said...

How'd them white chicks get in there?

Anonymous said...

Just remember all of you self-righteous pigs...YOU ARE MARRIED TO THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!

Now go tell your wife what you said on this blog...LMAO

Anonymous said...

True Love doesn't have a happy because True Love Never Ends.

Anonymous said...

Not all the women in wise county look bad. There are some nice looking women in this county! This is coming from a size 1 with measurements of 34D, 32, 33. I am offended.

Anonymous said...

my true love has a happy!!

Anonymous said...

I can find something I like about ALL of them...

Anonymous said...

South Africa was a much nicer place to live or visit when the whites were in power in the niggers all were either bushmen or locked up.

Anonymous said...

F Denny Crane

Anonymous said...

All the wrong ones would show up. Suggest you have it at midnight in January.

K1p said...

Stay classy 4:06!

Anonymous said...

Kinda hard to dispute what 4:06 said. I have 3 friends from there and all say the same and left for the same reason

Anonymous said...

I find the local wise county men so attractive with your big guts overshadowing your much smaller parts.

Anonymous said...

There's a bunch of sick 'ol men on this blog. Rather pathetic, actually.

Anonymous said...

One presumes there would be more tattoos in Wise County...

Anonymous said...

BG, go for it, there's some good lookin' gals in WC who'll show up, and there's few chubbers that would brave a bikini run unless Sara Lee is the sponsor. My strategy:
1. find a low spot near the 2 mile mark and catch the first wave
2. bail at the first sign of a heifer huffing over a distant hill
3. dash to the finish line for round 2 of the first wave (repeat step 2)

Anonymous said...

Grandma can't wait!

Anonymous said...

It would definately be the LARGEST bikini parade in the world, and not by the number of women.

mzchief said...

I have been to Walmart in Wise County. Wise County does not need a bikini parade.
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To anonymous 12:50...
I am a wee bit shy. I only wear a bikini when we go out on the lake in the boat.
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To anonymous 4:03...
Surely, you meant 22 as your waist size otherwise you have a figure like a Coke bottle. Incidentally, a 34D bust is a size 4 if you have 13 inch shoulders and a 22 waist with 33 hips is a size 0 or sometimes a 00, trust me, I know.

Anonymous said...

Were ya gonna get all them niggers in Wise County? From the Republican party?

Anonymous said...

To anonymous 6:43, yes I made a mistake......It is a size 23 waist and I do wear a size one jeans and dress. Thanks for correcting me.