Not all the women in wise county look bad. There are some nice looking women in this county! This is coming from a size 1 with measurements of 34D, 32, 33. I am offended.
BG, go for it, there's some good lookin' gals in WC who'll show up, and there's few chubbers that would brave a bikini run unless Sara Lee is the sponsor. My strategy: 1. find a low spot near the 2 mile mark and catch the first wave 2. bail at the first sign of a heifer huffing over a distant hill 3. dash to the finish line for round 2 of the first wave (repeat step 2)
I have been to Walmart in Wise County. Wise County does not need a bikini parade. *********************************
To anonymous 12:50... I am a wee bit shy. I only wear a bikini when we go out on the lake in the boat. ********************************
To anonymous 4:03... Surely, you meant 22 as your waist size otherwise you have a figure like a Coke bottle. Incidentally, a 34D bust is a size 4 if you have 13 inch shoulders and a 22 waist with 33 hips is a size 0 or sometimes a 00, trust me, I know.
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Not to be a wet blanket but I'm a little affraid of what the Wise County version of that parade would look like.
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That was hard. I gotta take a breather.
CAN you imagen how sick you would get if you saw that many wise co. woman in bikinis !!!!!!!
Please have it in a remote desolate area of the county. The nudist camp would be perfect. No pics, please.
You that are constantly bashing wise co. women....take a look at the wise co. men!
I'd bet Barry would rather have a Banana hammock parade instead.
Be careful what you wish for, you might get it!
I thought it said bikini WAX.
Cannot wait to see MZ in all her glory. Mmmm mmm good.
Too many negros
Wise county would have the "Jelly Roll" instead.
yea, you better do some importing before you organize that and bann the local women...
How about a Gay Lawyer Parade in Wise county instead?
- Your Partner
No Fat Chicks or meth whores
I don't think the outcome would be as great, but I'm not gonna lie, I'd watch every bit of it.
Damn, looks like all of them heifers have all of their teeth
How'd them white chicks get in there?
Just remember all of you self-righteous pigs...YOU ARE MARRIED TO THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!
Now go tell your wife what you said on this blog...LMAO
True Love doesn't have a happy because True Love Never Ends.
Not all the women in wise county look bad. There are some nice looking women in this county! This is coming from a size 1 with measurements of 34D, 32, 33. I am offended.
my true love has a happy!!
I can find something I like about ALL of them...
South Africa was a much nicer place to live or visit when the whites were in power in the niggers all were either bushmen or locked up.
F Denny Crane
All the wrong ones would show up. Suggest you have it at midnight in January.
Stay classy 4:06!
Kinda hard to dispute what 4:06 said. I have 3 friends from there and all say the same and left for the same reason
I find the local wise county men so attractive with your big guts overshadowing your much smaller parts.
There's a bunch of sick 'ol men on this blog. Rather pathetic, actually.
One presumes there would be more tattoos in Wise County...
BG, go for it, there's some good lookin' gals in WC who'll show up, and there's few chubbers that would brave a bikini run unless Sara Lee is the sponsor. My strategy:
1. find a low spot near the 2 mile mark and catch the first wave
2. bail at the first sign of a heifer huffing over a distant hill
3. dash to the finish line for round 2 of the first wave (repeat step 2)
Grandma can't wait!
It would definately be the LARGEST bikini parade in the world, and not by the number of women.
I have been to Walmart in Wise County. Wise County does not need a bikini parade.
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To anonymous 12:50...
I am a wee bit shy. I only wear a bikini when we go out on the lake in the boat.
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To anonymous 4:03...
Surely, you meant 22 as your waist size otherwise you have a figure like a Coke bottle. Incidentally, a 34D bust is a size 4 if you have 13 inch shoulders and a 22 waist with 33 hips is a size 0 or sometimes a 00, trust me, I know.
Were ya gonna get all them niggers in Wise County? From the Republican party?
To anonymous 6:43, yes I made a mistake......It is a size 23 waist and I do wear a size one jeans and dress. Thanks for correcting me.
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